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Genie in a lamp!

Postby SSBubbles » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:26 pm

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said 'OK.
OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?' The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible.
think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!!
No, think of another wish!' The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, 'I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment . . .know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say, 'nothing' . .
. know how to make them truly happy . . .' The genie said, 'You want that bridge with two lanes or four?


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Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:46 pm

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Re: Genie in a lamp!

Postby denizaksulu » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:52 pm

SSBubbles wrote:A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said 'OK.
OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?' The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible.
think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!!
No, think of another wish!' The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, 'I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment . . .know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say, 'nothing' . .
. know how to make them truly happy . . .' The genie said, 'You want that bridge with two lanes or four?


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Hmmmm :? ...................................... :lol:
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Postby Niki » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hadn't heard it before!
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Postby Floda » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:25 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=2803&highlight=genie



Interesting to note that this joke/thread was 'Locked' after receiving just 4 smiley responses, I wonder why ?. :roll:
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Postby Niki » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:30 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=2803&highlight=genie


Grump - 2005??? Good memory. :roll:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:39 pm

Niki wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=2803&highlight=genie


Grump - 2005??? Good memory. :roll:


I've heard them all before... :cry:
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:58 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
Niki wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=2803&highlight=genie


Grump - 2005??? Good memory. :roll:


I've heard them all before... :cry:



That's because you are old! :wink: :lol:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:03 am

SSBubbles wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Niki wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=2803&highlight=genie


Grump - 2005??? Good memory. :roll:


I've heard them all before... :cry:



That's because you are old! :wink: :lol:

Indeed... :cry:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:16 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Niki wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=2803&highlight=genie


Grump - 2005??? Good memory. :roll:


I've heard them all before... :cry:



That's because you are old! :wink: :lol:

Indeed... :cry:



Yes, and whats wrong with being old? :lol:
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