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A great Italian dish

Postby Zorba » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:44 pm

A man was having affair with a Italian woman.
One night she confided in him that she was pregnant, not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her
a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly raise the
child. He would also provide child support until the child
turned 18. She agreed but ask how he would know when the
baby was born? He told her to simply mail a postcard and
write spaghetti on the back, he would then arrange for the
child support payments to begin. One day about 9 months
later he came home to his confused wife. "Honey you
received a very strange postcard today! She said. "Oh, just
give it to me and I will explain later, " he said. She
obeyed and watched her husband read the card, he turned
white, and fainted. On the card was written:

spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti-

3 with meatballs, and 2 without. Send extra sauce!
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Postby Floda » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:07 am

.. :lol:
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Postby paolodacipro » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:02 pm

Evviva le Italiane! Hurray to the Italian girls!
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