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by **yialousa1971** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:55 am

How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.

Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.

How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

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by **Big Al** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:28 am

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.

by **Big Al** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:29 am

Whats the highest position in the Greek Navy?
Rear Admiral!

by **Big Al** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:33 am

What's the Greek army's motto?

"Never leave your buddy's behind."

by **Big Al** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:34 am

What do you call a Greek with 100 girlfriends?
Sheep herder.

by **tessintrnc** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:13 am

yialousa1971 wrote:How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.

Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.

How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

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Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!! :lol:

by **Tim Drayton** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:16 am

tessintrnc wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.

Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.

How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

[/b]

Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

by **CBBB** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:28 am

Tim Drayton wrote:
tessintrnc wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.

Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.

How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

[/b]

Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

The first post are recycled blonde jokes!

by **SSBubbles** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:22 am

CBBB wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:
tessintrnc wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.

Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.

How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

[/b]

Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

The first post are recycled blonde jokes!