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[denizaksulu]

How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.


Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.


How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

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Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

The first post are recycled blonde jokes!

Correct!

Essex jokes are all about 'Sharon and Tracey'!

Didn't one of them have a dimwit of a GC husband? Bless him, he played the fool very well.

[CBBB]

How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.


Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.


How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

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Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

The first post are recycled blonde jokes!

Correct!

Essex jokes are all about 'Sharon and Tracey'!

Birds of a Feather, I remember it well!

Didn't one of them have a dimwit of a GC husband? Bless him, he played the fool very well.

[SSBubbles]

How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.


Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.


How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

[/b]

Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

The first post are recycled blonde jokes!

Correct!

Essex jokes are all about 'Sharon and Tracey'!

Didn't one of them have a dimwit of a GC husband? Bless him, he played the fool very well.

Don't know about being a Greek Cypriot - definitely Greek. I always thought he was quite good looking and he could sing too!

[denizaksulu]

How do you make a Turk laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.


Why did the Turk stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.


How do you keep a Turk busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


Why can't a Turk make ice cubes? They always forget the
recipe.


How did the Turk try to kill the bird? He threw it off
a cliff.

[/b]

Re-cycled Essex Girl Jokes!!!!!

Same joke, different "other".

The first post are recycled blonde jokes!

Correct!

Essex jokes are all about 'Sharon and Tracey'!

Didn't one of them have a dimwit of a GC husband? Bless him, he played the fool very well.

Don't know about being a Greek Cypriot - definitely Greek. I always thought he was quite good looking and he could sing too!

I think he was Cypriot. He was good at the part he played. He also starred in othe TV plays, but I cant remember what. Need to search. As I said, he was good. Dorian was great as well.

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Peter Polycarpou was Greek Cypriot (although born in Brighton) and has acted in many local tv productions (not recently though).

Also in all the stuff here:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0689948/

I'll just get my anorak!

[denizaksulu]

Peter Polycarpou was Greek Cypriot (although born in Brighton) and has acted in many local tv productions (not recently though).

Also in all the stuff here:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0689948/

I'll just get my anorak!

Thanks for that.
I hope its not a blue anorak.

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Peter Polycarpou was Greek Cypriot (although born in Brighton) and has acted in many local tv productions (not recently though).

Also in all the stuff here:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0689948/

I'll just get my anorak!

Thanks for that.
I hope its not a blue anorak.

I am colour blind, so I have no idea, I'd have to ask the wife!

[EPSILON]

Whats the highest position in the Greek Navy?
Rear Admiral!

Do not speak about navies since yours stll looking for Malta Island!!!

[EPSILON]

What's the Greek army's motto?

"Never leave your buddy's behind."

Check the geonological tree of all major generals in Turkish army. You will always ended to a Greek name.Including your Nation's father.

[Floda]

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