Two young chavs walk into perfume shop.
they walk up to the counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Shazza sprays some on her wrist and smells it.
"that's quite noice dont ya fink cheryl ? "
"Yeah ,whats it called?"
"Viens a Moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the F#*k does that mean"
The sales assistant offers to help, "Viens a Moi ladies is French for Come to Me"
Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl saying
" That doesn't smell like come to me, does it smell like come to you Cheryl ?"