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[Bubble 'n' squeak]

I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering is it them or me.

Petrol is way too f*cking expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive. Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.

The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender.

The sexual position formerly known as the "69" is now called the "96". Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.

With the collapse of Lehman Brothers and the buy-outs of Merrill Lynch and HBOS, it's a tragedy that so many people stand to lose their jobs and livelihoods. On the plus side, Mock The Week is going to be f*cking brilliant tonight.

Beat the credit crunch! Kick the shit out of your bank manager.

[Floda]

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