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[SSBubbles]

Mmmmm… now if only I can find my glasses I might actually read it.

Would you like me to bring you a penknife on my next visit !!

I have no need for a penknife; may I have some chocolates please Milti?

Bubs , for you anything , what chocks do you like ?
Will be back for the Christening on Nov.16th , Cant wait !!

I was only joking - they are bad for my big belly!

Hope to see you when you next come over.

[SSBubbles]

Maynards back!!

...............................but do we care?

[Oracle]

I thought the moral of this story was that you should not wait for Miltiades to deliver, or you may just die waiting!

[Paphitis]

Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output.

Welcome back Floda!

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only.

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?

Having seen what you look like I can see why you are such an arsehole.What the hell are you doing back on the forum prickface , didnt you post that you are a man of integrity ( pull the other one its got cambanes ) and that since you lost that POLL you would depart . You arsehole , little shits like you I have flashed down the apopato many times .
Piss off prick , you could not take Milti on even if he was stoned out of his mind .

Miltiades, you don't have an apopato to flush but merely a hole in the ground. You also seem to forget, I did take you on and you lost, even after your cheating. You where so scared that you were going to lose and that is why you declared the poll, "null and void".

You want to know why I wanted to leave CF. It is because I was involved in that stupid poll that you created. You see, I am much younger than you and consider such popularity contests as immature. You however think they are great. You are renowned for conducting such childish polls on this forum, just to prove how popular you are. So how does it feel knowing you are popular with the Turks? Do you feel proud?

DON'T PHUCKING WASTE MY TIME AGAIN, LOSER!


Sad story btw, and may the old fella RIP.

[miltiades]

Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output.

Welcome back Floda!

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only.

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?

Having seen what you look like I can see why you are such an arsehole.What the hell are you doing back on the forum prickface , didnt you post that you are a man of integrity ( pull the other one its got cambanes ) and that since you lost that POLL you would depart . You arsehole , little shits like you I have flashed down the apopato many times .
Piss off prick , you could not take Milti on even if he was stoned out of his mind .

Miltiades, you don't have an apopato to flush but merely a hole in the ground. You also seem to forget, I did take you on and you lost, even after your cheating. You where so scared that you were going to lose and that is why you declared the poll, "null and void".

You want to know why I wanted to leave CF. It is because I was involved in that stupid poll that you created. You see, I am much younger than you and consider such popularity contests as immature. You however think they are great. You are renowned for conducting such childish polls on this forum, just to prove how popular you are. So how does it feel knowing you are popular with the Turks? Do you feel proud?

DON'T PHUCKING WASTE MY TIME AGAIN, LOSER!



Sad story btw, and may the old fella RIP.

Do me a favour kid , get lost , come back when you are a man
ps. Still firing blanks mate !!

[Floda]

If you want to know anything, ask Miltiades, now that he has two holes in the rear he can let us all have it with both barrels.

[Paphitis]

Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output.

Welcome back Floda!

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only.

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?

All rise… the honorable Ombudsman enters:

The exclusion of comrade Miltiades from the CyProb section, indeed gives rise to a new danger of excess methane being emitted in the lighter and more susceptible forum areas, so comrade Floda’s suggestion of a secondary release valve is a notable solution. Alternatively, a suitable racing exhaust system with an enhanced catalytic converter may be installed up Miltiades’ butt.

Can you please go in and insert this second outlet or this souped up exhaust fan really soon? You are The Ombudsman! You have a duty to protect and serve the CF community.

[miltiades]

Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output.

Welcome back Floda!

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only.

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?

All rise… the honorable Ombudsman enters:

The exclusion of comrade Miltiades from the CyProb section, indeed gives rise to a new danger of excess methane being emitted in the lighter and more susceptible forum areas, so comrade Floda’s suggestion of a secondary release valve is a notable solution. Alternatively, a suitable racing exhaust system with an enhanced catalytic converter may be installed up Miltiades’ butt.

Can you please go in and insert this second outlet or this souped up exhaust fan really soon? You are The Ombudsman! You have a duty to protect and serve the CF community.

Said the Australian Chief Plonker !