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Re: An Angler and a Penknife !

Postby miltiades » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:19 pm

Floda wrote:
miltiades wrote:Over the years visiting Cyprus I have formed very regular habits that I do every time I'm in Cyprus . My apartment is close to the Pier at Enaerios in Limassol and every morning after taking tea on the veranda I walk down to the Pier and I feel as if I'm in heavens . I always wake up at 6 am and by 6.45 I'm taking my walk to the Pier where for the last few years I have made friends with an elderly Cypriot named Pambos. In his mid to late 70s but a real character who absolutely loves fishing and does so every single day missing only days he told me when he is not well . I took to the old boy when he confessed that a few years back he lost his 11 year old grand daughter , she was run down at a Zebra crossing by a 20 year old hooligan , who apparently still drives like a maniac having got scott free for killing the girl !!!!
In my June visit this year I saw Pambos again , he had just lost his hook and was busy with a new one while using a rusty rather old pen knife.
Pambos I said make sure you dont cut your self with this rusty chiakkoui , on my next visit I will bring you one , we sell them in my shop . Thank you Kirie Yianni he said , I always called him Pambos but he insisted in calling me Kirie Yianni and I gave up asking him to drop the Kirie.
He offered me some of his catch and I said we will do a swap when I bring him his shiny new Sheffield made penknife.

True to my word in July I brought Papmbos a pen knife and on my first morning in Limassol I made my way to the apovathra . Pambos was not there , I thought , remembering his words , he may not be feeling well.
I searched for him , penknife in pocket , on my next two mornings in Cyprus to no avail.
Returned to the UK and on my latest visit last Thursday , I woke up in the morning and as usual made my way to the Pier , again pen knife in my pocket and looked for Pampos . Alas he was not there .
I hardly knew the old boy but had developed a soft spot for him after he told me of his dreadful loss of his little granddaughter , besides he was indeed a real Cypriot and harboured no hatred for anyone in Cyprus , he was a refugee from Famagusta.

I asked a man fishing at the spot where Pambos would usually be if he knew anything about Pambos , Haralambos he asked ? Yes I said , Up there , he said pointing to the sky . He passed away after undergoing an operation .

I always have my haircut in Limassol by a London Cypriot near by . He asked me to bring him a meat mallet for tenderising his steak , I told him the story with the pen knife , he begged me to forget about bringing him the mallet , will a pen knife do I asked !!!


What a load of old bollocks Miltiades, a bloke like you wouldn't give his shit to the crows !. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are right arsehole , bet you couldn't rub two pennies together !!
Cigarette butts still entice you ?? Will bring you some next time I'm in Cyprus !! :lol: :lol:

ps.Put you glassess on you can read better this way !!
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Postby Floda » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:59 am

Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Paphitis » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:11 am

Floda wrote:Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Welcome back Floda! :D

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only. :lol:

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?


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Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:49 am

Paphitis wrote:
Floda wrote:Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Welcome back Floda! :D

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only. :lol:

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?
:lol:

All rise… the honorable Ombudsman enters:

The exclusion of comrade Miltiades from the CyProb section, indeed gives rise to a new danger of excess methane being emitted in the lighter and more susceptible forum areas, so comrade Floda’s suggestion of a secondary release valve is a notable solution. Alternatively, a suitable racing exhaust system with an enhanced catalytic converter may be installed up Miltiades’ butt. 8)
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Postby Big Al » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:01 am

Paphitis wrote:
Floda wrote:Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Welcome back Floda! :D

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only. :lol:

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?


:lol:


GR is also a man of his word!!
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Postby miltiades » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:07 am

Paphitis wrote:
Floda wrote:Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Welcome back Floda! :D

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only. :lol:

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?


:lol:

Having seen what you look like I can see why you are such an arsehole.What the hell are you doing back on the forum prickface , didnt you post that you are a man of integrity ( pull the other one its got cambanes ) and that since you lost that POLL you would depart . You arsehole , little shits like you I have flashed down the apopato many times .
Piss off prick , you could not take Milti on even if he was stoned out of his mind .
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Postby miltiades » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:10 am

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Floda wrote:Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Welcome back Floda! :D

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only. :lol:

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?
:lol:

All rise… the honorable Ombudsman enters:

The exclusion of comrade Miltiades from the CyProb section, indeed gives rise to a new danger of excess methane being emitted in the lighter and more susceptible forum areas, so comrade Floda’s suggestion of a secondary release valve is a notable solution. Alternatively, a suitable racing exhaust system with an enhanced catalytic converter may be installed up Miltiades’ butt. 8)

Another arsehole who took Miltiades on and since then cant stop farting. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bananiot » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 am

Good story Miltiades, but I think the last three lines spoilt it. They turned a truly tragic event into something of an anecdote. You also said:

I hardly knew the old boy but had developed a soft spot for him after he told me of his dreadful loss of his little granddaughter, besides he was indeed a real Cypriot and harboured no hatred for anyone in Cyprus, he was a refugee from Famagusta.


Of course Miltiades, where else would a real Cypriot come from?
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Postby DT. » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:34 am

Get Real! wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
Floda wrote:Be careful with that penknife Miltiades, especially when you are among the Turks [fawning about how much you love the country you deserted in the days when you were needed most], they have the nasty habit of stabbing people in the arse and you may find yourself with another hole in your rear if you're not careful.

Come to think of it, such a hole might come in handy, you DO tend to spout bullshit from the rear end most of the time, an extra opening would allow you to increase the output. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Welcome back Floda! :D

I hope you do stay for longer this time round and do not abandon your allies and friends.

The bullshit factor is starting to get out of control, since the main source has arrived back from holidays, and we need you to sought this idiot out.

However, it is good to see that he is now concentrating on less serious matters as he did promise. We shall wait to see if he is a man of his word, because as you know he lost the poll which he initiated and should now do the honorable thing and post in Generals and Jokes and Enigmas only. :lol:

The ombudsman can also clarify this from a legal and moral point of view, as he has been monitoring the situation closely.

Ombudsman, what say you?
:lol:

All rise… the honorable Ombudsman enters:

The exclusion of comrade Miltiades from the CyProb section, indeed gives rise to a new danger of excess methane being emitted in the lighter and more susceptible forum areas, so comrade Floda’s suggestion of a secondary release valve is a notable solution. Alternatively, a suitable racing exhaust system with an enhanced catalytic converter may be installed up Miltiades’ butt. 8)


As a lowly civil servant to the forum I must protest at this abuse of power this coupist has been enjoying recently. The ombudsman is only meant to come in the play when the power of a presidency is in doubt. Despite the fact that the real ombudsman of this forum are the members themselves (before this lowlife balaclava wearing fanatic illegally self appointed himself ombudsman.)

Viva LA REVOLUCION!!!! :twisted:
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Postby miltiades » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:06 am

Bananiot wrote:Good story Miltiades, but I think the last three lines spoilt it. They turned a truly tragic event into something of an anecdote. You also said:

I hardly knew the old boy but had developed a soft spot for him after he told me of his dreadful loss of his little granddaughter, besides he was indeed a real Cypriot and harboured no hatred for anyone in Cyprus, he was a refugee from Famagusta.


Of course Miltiades, where else would a real Cypriot come from?


I take your point Bananiot concerning the last 3 lines . Their connectivity was the fact that upon relaying the events of last Friday morning to the London born Cypriot , a real cockney sparrow , he immediately said " forget the bloody mallet mate " I responded by saying " will a penknife do mate "

I'm an ardent "watcher" of life going by , so I take notice of the surrounding environment , the people and their dress mode , their general appearance and the way they cope with life's destruct ions and tribulations , their attitudes to wild life especially "ambelopoulia " , and do I have a story to tell , or peoples nasty habit of tying dogs up on a leash no longer than 2 feet long. Innocently protesting against the length of a leash on a dog In my village cost me a case of red wine !! As for the ambelopoulia story I will say that for another day .

A young man who I shall not name , but I meet every time I come to Cyprus , confessed to me that he had only just returned from London while undergoing an operation to remove a cancerous growth for which he was treated with Chemotherapy in Cyprus. He expressed so much interest in my wife's condition , does not even know her name but knew that she was fighting the decease for a number of years , then he told me about his own battle. I wish him all the best and no doubt I shall see him again next month in good health.
As the say , life is a bitch !!
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