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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travelers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've
gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the gates'.

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[kelly mason]

A duck goes into a bar and asks the bar man if he has any bread " no " said the bar man " we dont sell bread " so the duck goes off,next day the duck goes back to the same bar and ask's the bar man " do you have any bread " no " said the bar man " we dont sell bread " so the duck goes off,the next day the duck goes back to the same bar and ask's the bar man " do you have any bread " no said the bar man i have already told you we dont sell bread " so off the duck goes again,next day the duck goes back to the bar and ask's the bar man " do you have any bread "no" said the bar man " i have already told you we dont sell bread and if you ask me again i am gaing to nail your beak to the bar" so the duck ask's the bar man " do you have any nails " " no " said the bar man so the duck said " do you have any bread"

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