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Urgent medical advice wanted for… myself!

Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:45 pm

Urgent medical advice wanted for… myself!

I was having a bit of a disagreement with the misses while cooking; something about the correct way of fine chopping onions, when the cleaver slipped from her hand and resulted in this… :(

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Any advise please...
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Postby DT. » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:55 pm

Pick head up and place it near your arse. Now pucker up and say bye bye. :lol:
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Postby T_C » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:57 pm

Some superglue perhaps? :?
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Postby purdey » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:04 pm

Can you please send me your wifes address, I would like to send her flowers and chocolates.
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Postby halil » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:05 pm

Sünnetci Arap is on the way
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Re: Urgent medical advice wanted for… myself!

Postby denizaksulu » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:22 pm

Get Real! wrote:Urgent medical advice wanted for… myself!

I was having a bit of a disagreement with the misses while cooking; something about the correct way of fine chopping onions, when the cleaver slipped from her hand and resulted in this… :(

Artist's impression follows...

Image

Any advise please...



May I refer you to the previous advice you gave re: pins/needles and salt etc.
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Postby tessintrnc » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:42 pm

purdey wrote:Can you please send me your wifes address, I would like to send her flowers and chocolates.



:lol: :lol:
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Re: Urgent medical advice wanted for… myself!

Postby SSBubbles » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:44 pm

Don't mess with knives - they can be dangerous for goodness sake! :roll:
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Postby Oracle » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:52 pm

Chopping onions always ends in tears :cry:


To avoid further mishaps, next time use one of these ....


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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:01 pm

Oracle wrote:Chopping onions always ends in tears :cry:


To avoid further mishaps, next time use one of these ....


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Yes, but they are a sod to clean - unless you ask the 'man' of the house to do it of course! :wink:
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