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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:29 pm

Penis Size

TRUE FACT:
Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer.

THEREFORE:
Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter penises tend to have more female offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon."

CONCLUSION:
Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big
one.
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Postby CBBB » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:57 am

I have 3 sons and no daughters. Any girls out there want my phone number?
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Postby Bananiot » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:01 am

That is provided ejaculation occurs after ovulation, of course.
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Postby LENA » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:02 am

CBBB wrote:I have 3 sons and no daughters. Any girls out there want my phone number?


For what? To teach you how to make daughters? :roll: :roll:
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Postby CBBB » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:13 am

No daughters, I have enough trouble affording my sons!
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Postby SSBubbles » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:29 am

LENA wrote:
CBBB wrote:I have 3 sons and no daughters. Any girls out there want my phone number?


For what? To teach you how to make daughters? :roll: :roll:



:lol: :lol:
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Postby halil » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:49 am

LENA wrote:
CBBB wrote:I have 3 sons and no daughters. Any girls out there want my phone number?


For what? To teach you how to make daughters? :roll: :roll:


CBBB ,
to make daughter you should get up from right side of the bed :wink:
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Postby pantheman » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:01 am

There is a fault with this hypothesis, what if you have equal sons and daughters?

I suppose you could read it that half the time you were not all in :lol: :lol: :lol:

Total B******ks!
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Postby SSBubbles » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:33 am

What if you have twins - one girl, one boy? :wink:
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Postby CBBB » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:44 am

You could be diphallic with one short and one long.
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