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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:08 pm

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Clean my house."
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Postby pantheman » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:13 pm

boooooo boooooo

come on you can think of a better line that that, surely???
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:19 pm

pantheman wrote:boooooo boooooo

come on you can think of a better line that that, surely???


Indeed i could :wink:
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Postby DIANNE WILLIAMS » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:54 pm

SO TELL US......... :?:
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:57 pm

DIANNE WILLIAMS wrote:SO TELL US......... :?:


Are you a lesbian? :shock: :shock:
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Postby Zorba » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:23 pm

feed my beaver? :?
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:33 pm

Zorba wrote:feed my beaver? :?


:lol: :lol: :lol: you nutter! :lol:
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Postby Zorba » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:39 pm

water my garden?
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:41 pm

what lady garden? :lol: :oops:
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Postby Zorba » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:42 pm

they have to be seeded :wink:
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