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[Zorba]

I had a bunch American dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my bank. There was only one lady at the window, (an Asian lady) who was trying to exchange Yen for Dollars. She was a little irritated, she asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady replies, "Fluc you white people too!"

[Floda]

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