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by **Zorba** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:22 pm

A crusty old sergeant major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the sergeant major for conversation.

"Excuse me, sergeant major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The sergeant major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The sergeant major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

by **Get Real!** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:25 pm

Zorba wrote:No sex since 1955

Damn… you got me all fired up thinking we were going to hear about Miltiades’ sex life. :roll:

by **Bubble 'n' squeak** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:31 pm

LOL, that was funny! :lol:

by **SSBubbles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:51 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:No sex since 1955

Damn… you got me all fired up thinking we were going to hear about Miltiades’ sex life.

Why? You jealous? :roll:

by **Get Real!** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:54 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:No sex since 1955

Damn… you got me all fired up thinking we were going to hear about Miltiades’ sex life.

Why? You jealous?

I only wanted to put the boot in...

by **SSBubbles** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:00 am

Get Real! wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:No sex since 1955

Damn… you got me all fired up thinking we were going to hear about Miltiades’ sex life.

Why? You jealous?

I only wanted to put the boot in...

That is what you say now! :roll:

by **Get Real!** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:07 am

SSBubbles wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:No sex since 1955

Damn… you got me all fired up thinking we were going to hear about Miltiades’ sex life.

Why? You jealous?

I only wanted to put the boot in...

That is what you say now!

Oh,

now look what you've done!

by **SSBubbles** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:10 am

Get Real! wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Zorba wrote:No sex since 1955

Damn… you got me all fired up thinking we were going to hear about Miltiades’ sex life.

Why? You jealous?

I only wanted to put the boot in...

That is what you say now!

Oh, now look what you've done!