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Visit to the doctor

Postby Zorba » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:07 pm

A beautiful woman went to see her gynaecologist.

The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window.

He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.While Doing so he asked her,

"Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied,"You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts

"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"



"Yes of course I do," she said,

"You're getting herpes:

Which is why I came here in the first place."
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:16 pm

LOL :)
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Re: Visit to the doctor

Postby SSBubbles » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:50 pm

Men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Visit to the doctor

Postby denizaksulu » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:12 am

SSBubbles wrote:Men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is it with you and 'men'? :lol: :lol:
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Re: Visit to the doctor

Postby SSBubbles » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:14 am

denizaksulu wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:Men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is it with you and 'men'? :lol: :lol:


Love 'em! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:16 am

:? :? :? :?
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Postby psycho » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:34 am

Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Visit to the doctor

Postby denizaksulu » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:36 am

SSBubbles wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:Men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is it with you and 'men'? :lol: :lol:


Love 'em! :lol: :lol: :lol:



All of 'em? Pheeew!!! :oops:
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Re: Visit to the doctor

Postby SSBubbles » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:54 am

denizaksulu wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:Men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is it with you and 'men'? :lol: :lol:


Love 'em! :lol: :lol: :lol:



All of 'em? Pheeew!!! :oops:



Now you are just being silly :roll: :lol:
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Re: Visit to the doctor

Postby denizaksulu » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:04 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:Men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is it with you and 'men'? :lol: :lol:


Love 'em! :lol: :lol: :lol:



All of 'em? Pheeew!!! :oops:



Now you are just being silly :roll: :lol:



You did use the 'plural'. :roll: :roll: women :roll:

:lol:
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