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[psycho]

Your welcome to have my liver when I have finished with, but I am sure that I have been through a hell of a lot more than 22,715 cans of "wife beater".

Mine wouldn't be much better, the spiced rum has probably seen to that.

[cyprusgrump]

[cyprusgrump]

[psycho]

Grumps that is sooo funny, so funny it made me laugh twice

[SSBubbles]

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock stock one year ago, it would be worth £4.95 today.
With HBOS, you would have £16.50 left of the original £1000
With XL Leisure, you would have less than a fiver.
And if you had purchased £1000 of Seguro Air Lines stock, you would have a measly 49p.

However, if you had purchased £1000 worth of stella one year ago, drank the lot of it, then re-cycled the cans at an aluminium plant for a cash refund, you would have £21.40.
And so, based on the above information, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle......

Not wishing to be pedantic...

But at the scrap value of aluminium cans you would have to have purchased 22,715 for your £1,000 to get £21.40 in scrap back.

You would of course also need a new liver...

You've changed your tune!

[CBBB]

Yes, but are the Banks open after the pubs close when you want a kebab?

[SSBubbles]

Yes, but are the Banks open after the pubs close when you want a kebab?

Good thinking Batman!

[Bubble 'n' squeak]

Yes, but are the Banks open after the pubs close when you want a kebab?

Good thinking Batman!

Just go to the cash point!

[CBBB]

You normally have to do that before you get your kebab as you spent all your dosh in the pub!

[psycho]

You normally have to do that before you get your kebab as you spent all your dosh in the pub!

I normally do the cash point before I go to the pub and then again after I leave the pub.