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[Sophia1]

Ok Rotate Im keeping out of this one now, over to you Oracle!

[bill cobbett]

Might we also stop bashing the Brits of CY ancestry, cos it hurts!

[Bubble 'n' squeak]

Might we also stop bashing the Brits of CY ancestry, cos it hurts!

Another good post Bill

[CBBB]

Come on Bill, we know you are not that sensitive!

What about the Cypriots of Brit ancestry, we get upset as well!

[Oracle]

Oh Lucky Jim! it might just be time to drop the Lucky.
Brit bashing is a main stay of this forum, without the demon everything else falls apart.
Brit responses should be measured, as laid down in the H.M. Stationary Office publication No OXO/130/CYP on re-colonisation that you should have collected and read when accepting your UK£100,000,000.10p from H.M. Treasury to vacate the Motherland and go fourth and multiply in foreign lands. Pargraph 6 page 420 clearly states that in order to undermine the State that you are in and sow the seeds of discontent amongst the natives the Brit agent should concentrate his/her energies on the following,
Driving standards
Animal Cruelty
Rubbish Dumping
Poor Service
Excessive Charging
Civil Servants
Larnaca Airport
The Wedding and Subsequent Wedding Business
These subjects are devisive issues amongst the general population of the island and serve our puposes of divide and, well we dont use the word anymore, preferring the rather more politically correct 'befriend'. A concept that originated successfully with 'The Great Alexander'.

Embrace the challenge

You forgot to add

Pool procreation
Gargantuan Golf course generating
Green belt depletions.
Tut-tutting at "queues"
Bemoaning heat/dust/drought
Traffic/Driving violations
Bird bagging ...

[rotate]

Ok Rotate Im keeping out of this one now, over to you Oracle!

Have to stop now as it's late and my H.M.S.O. Subversive's Training Manual says that I should be asleep by now.

[CBBB]

Oracle,

What is a queue, do they exist here?

[Oracle]

Oh yeah ... precision time keeping!

[Oracle]

Oracle,

What is a queue, do they exist here?

Well I put it in inverted commas ... but I meant the horde of people that accumulate at some till or check-out, fumbling for position ....

[rotate]

Oh Lucky Jim! it might just be time to drop the Lucky.
Brit bashing is a main stay of this forum, without the demon everything else falls apart.
Brit responses should be measured, as laid down in the H.M. Stationary Office publication No OXO/130/CYP on re-colonisation that you should have collected and read when accepting your UK£100,000,000.10p from H.M. Treasury to vacate the Motherland and go fourth and multiply in foreign lands. Pargraph 6 page 420 clearly states that in order to undermine the State that you are in and sow the seeds of discontent amongst the natives the Brit agent should concentrate his/her energies on the following,
Driving standards
Animal Cruelty
Rubbish Dumping
Poor Service
Excessive Charging
Civil Servants
Larnaca Airport
The Wedding and Subsequent Wedding Business
These subjects are devisive issues amongst the general population of the island and serve our puposes of divide and, well we dont use the word anymore, preferring the rather more politically correct 'befriend'. A concept that originated successfully with 'The Great Alexander'.

Embrace the challenge

You forgot to add

Pool procreation
Gargantuan Golf course generating
Green belt depletions.
Tut-tutting at "queues"
Bemoaning heat/dust/drought
Traffic/Driving violations
Bird bagging ...

Sleep deprivation is classed as torture but yes all of these can be added if you so wish. Though as a personal favour I would ask that Bird bagging is left of the list for reasons I cannot go into now.