This is not California!
It's a small Island ... the sea is never far away.
Why change our landscape, and deface our countryside, and deplete our natural resources with your selfish demands for a pool to phucking sit by ... You never visited your Municipal pool back in the UK more than an average of 5 times in your lifetime!
You are even too lazy to swim in it! ... you just down Gin and Tonics or read your stupid magazines around it ... or show off to your ex-Pat friends that yours is "bigger" ...
Just stop demanding pools.....
You are destroying my island!
Stop Digging out Swimming Pools in Cyprus!