I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.
What does your wife look like?"
I said ..... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
lost wife
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SSBubbles - Leading Contributor
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Re: lost wife
by SSBubbles » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:59 pm
denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:Men!
What about men?
Precisely! What about men?
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Re: lost wife
by denizaksulu » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:33 pm
SSBubbles wrote:denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:Men!
What about men?
Precisely! What about men?
Gulp!!!
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Re: lost wife
by psycho » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:49 pm
denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:Men!
What about men?
Precisely! What about men?
Gulp!!!
She's still mad about something. Has Oracle got to her
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Re: lost wife
by denizaksulu » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:01 pm
psycho wrote:denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:Men!
What about men?
Precisely! What about men?
Gulp!!!
She's still mad about something. Has Oracle got to her
Oracle? Naah!. There is only one thing that gets to Bubbles. And I ain't talking.
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Re: lost wife
by psycho » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:06 pm
denizaksulu wrote:psycho wrote:denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:denizaksulu wrote:SSBubbles wrote:Men!
What about men?
Precisely! What about men?
Gulp!!!
She's still mad about something. Has Oracle got to her
Oracle? Naah!. There is only one thing that gets to Bubbles. And I ain't talking.
Come on, spill the beans
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