Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself ashe ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the fuck up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
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by chrisp » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:24 pm
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by skyvet » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:30 pm
Was this the same little Johnny that was walking home from school, when a car pulled up beside him?
The driver told Johnny to get into the car, and he would be taken to see some cute little kittens that had just been born.
Johnny refused, and carried on walking.
The driver persisted, and offered Johnny some sweets in addition to the kittens if he got into the car.
Johnny still refused.
Finally, the driver offered Johnny some sweets, the kittens, and some money if only he would get into the car.
Johnny finally said "Look Dad, there's no way I'm going to be seen in a Skoda"!!
The driver told Johnny to get into the car, and he would be taken to see some cute little kittens that had just been born.
Johnny refused, and carried on walking.
The driver persisted, and offered Johnny some sweets in addition to the kittens if he got into the car.
Johnny still refused.
Finally, the driver offered Johnny some sweets, the kittens, and some money if only he would get into the car.
Johnny finally said "Look Dad, there's no way I'm going to be seen in a Skoda"!!
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