Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 'I was cleaning the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!'
'What did you do?' the other nuns asked.
'Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.'
The second nun said, 'Well, I can top that. I was in the Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.'
'Oh my,' gasped the other nuns.
'What did you do?' they asked.
'I poked holes in all of them,' she replied.
The third nun said, 'Oh sh**t !!!!'