A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary. The boy, who had been quietly looking out of the
window, turned to his mother and said, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy walked down the aisle and asked the attendant, who was extremely busy serving drinks.
She smiled and asked, 'Did your Mom tell you to ask me?'
The boy answered, 'Yes.'
'Well, you go and tell your Mom that there are no baby airplanes because Westjet always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.'
(C.O.A.F.F.)