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[T_C]

Just a normal job working in a store (all be it a nice one) doing visual merchandising

My grandparents house in Cyprus desperately needs rennovating so I have to work and pay for it. My mums also helping but thats still my priority for at least 2-3 years as the house is in DIRE condition. Hadn't seen the house for 8 years and I found it like a rubbish tip!

Once thats out the way I'm definately going back into education...

[BirKibrisli]

In my experience the best education is the University of Life...And it is almost free... Don't get too hang up on formal qualifications,T_C...
The secret to happiness is a fulfilling and satisfying job,a good,permanent relationship,and a place you feel you belong to....Often you will have to do with two out of the three...Oh,and don't burn all your bridges in London.
You wouldn't want to have to earn a living in Cyprus,I am sure...

[CBBB]

Dr Ufuk?

[Nikitas]

Very observant CBBB

[BirKibrisli]

Dr Ufuk?

Ufuk means Horizon in Turkish....
Which reminds me of a joke...

A Husband and wife go house hunting in Sydney....The guy's name is Muvaffak...
They are accompanied by the real estate agent who doesn't speak any Turkish...After the inspection the agent is not amused to hear the wife tell the husband,"Muvafak,bu mutfak (this kitchen) cok ufak (is very small)...

[denizaksulu]

Maybe you would qualify for a scatology scholarship ....

Perhaps you should pay them a visit to see what they offer. They would welcome you with open arms. They would, with a word from me, offer you a good job.....................................

[denizaksulu]

Dr Ufuk?

Ufuk means Horizon in Turkish....
Which reminds me of a joke...

A Husband and wife go house hunting in Sydney....The guy's name is Muvaffak...
They are accompanied by the real estate agent who doesn't speak any Turkish...After the inspection the agent is not amused to hear the wife tell the husband,"Muvafak,bu mutfak (this kitchen) cok ufak (is very small)...

Nice one. But do Ozzie Estate Agents speak Greek?

[BirKibrisli]

Dr Ufuk?

Ufuk means Horizon in Turkish....
Which reminds me of a joke...

A Husband and wife go house hunting in Sydney....The guy's name is Muvaffak...
They are accompanied by the real estate agent who doesn't speak any Turkish...After the inspection the agent is not amused to hear the wife tell the husband,"Muvafak,bu mutfak (this kitchen) cok ufak (is very small)...

Nice one. But do Ozzie Estate Agents speak Greek?

Most of them do...
But this joke needs English in any case!

[kafenes]

Dr Ufuk?

Ufuk means Horizon in Turkish....
Which reminds me of a joke...

A Husband and wife go house hunting in Sydney....The guy's name is Muvaffak...
They are accompanied by the real estate agent who doesn't speak any Turkish...After the inspection the agent is not amused to hear the wife tell the husband,"Muvafak,bu mutfak (this kitchen) cok ufak (is very small)...

Remainds me of another joke:

An Englishman walks into the Turkish baths for a steam bath and when when the attendant, Ali, asks him how he is he says "Ali, me sick, sick". While he lies naked. Ali creeps up behind him and 'obliges'. The Englishman in shock screams out "Oooooh f*ck!" to which Ali answers "ufuk, mufuk, bou der shansen".

[Oracle]

Dr Ufuk?

Ufuk means Horizon in Turkish....
Which reminds me of a joke...

A Husband and wife go house hunting in Sydney....The guy's name is Muvaffak...
They are accompanied by the real estate agent who doesn't speak any Turkish...After the inspection the agent is not amused to hear the wife tell the husband,"Muvafak,bu mutfak (this kitchen) cok ufak (is very small)...

Now you all understand what I mean about the sound of the Turkish language ....