Dear Mr Reaper
Do you do 'private work'; I mean can I hire you to rid myself of certain Forumers? Let me explain, in the CyProb Section they are trying to elect a President and Vice President and I have been making note of certain names in my Moderator's Black Book, for subsequent retribution.
However, there may be a need to send a couple of members to the 'Great Forum in the Sky'. I appreciate that democracy has its place - it's just that it is not this place
No need to bother with whoever is elected, they will be stabbed in the back by their own supporters before you can say: 'Et Tu Brute'.
Anyway, this is just between the two of us, so don't let on, will you.
On another topic, we seem to have lost a few members recently, or perhaps they have just been mislaid. Could you check in your Book to see if Feisty or Bubble's names are there; Tess and Aidan are also missing but I believe they are away working together on the design of a new coin with the Pope's head on it.
BTW, didn't I see you at the Mausoleum last week, very ashen face and bloodshot eyes? I was thinking how well you looked.
TTFN
Lana