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[The Grim Reaper]

Dear Mr Reaper

Do you do 'private work'; I mean can I hire you to rid myself of certain Forumers? Let me explain, in the CyProb Section they are trying to elect a President and Vice President and I have been making note of certain names in my Moderator's Black Book, for subsequent retribution.

However, there may be a need to send a couple of members to the 'Great Forum in the Sky'. I appreciate that democracy has its place - it's just that it is not this place

No need to bother with whoever is elected, they will be stabbed in the back by their own supporters before you can say: 'Et Tu Brute'.

Anyway, this is just between the two of us, so don't let on, will you.


On another topic, we seem to have lost a few members recently, or perhaps they have just been mislaid. Could you check in your Book to see if Feisty or Bubble's names are there; Tess and Aidan are also missing but I believe they are away working together on the design of a new coin with the Pope's head on it.



BTW, didn't I see you at the Mausoleum last week, very ashen face and bloodshot eyes? I was thinking how well you looked.

TTFN

Lana

Death sends similarly discreet greetings to the fellow immortal, The Keeper of the Black Book, The Goddess Lana. Rest assured, this affair is safe in Death's bony hands.

Death sees that these unruly Plonkers are not appreciative of your gentle and fragrant touch or your liberal patience. These stab-you-in-the-back Plonkers don't know a good thing when they see it.

The three ringleaders of this cowardly, treacherous and unsuccessful coup d'etat, DT, GR and Halil now need to feel your "retribution", to feel your firm hand and to feel the pain of your justice and for the other scheming malcontent Plonkers to see your darker side with the warning that all they have elected are candidates for banning ...ha..huh...ha...ha....

Halil, GR and DT. Death is keeping seats warm for the three of you, in Hades.


ha...ha..huh..ha...etc etc

Death must away now to the Cyprus FlatLiningForum where the Admin knows how to deal with Cypriot troublemakers .....ha..ha...huh...ha....

[denizaksulu]

Your days are numbered Lana...the revolution has began!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahaa, I found you DT. Can you tell me please, exactly when the polls for the erection will end. Greenwich mean time please to avoid any confusion.
Thanks

[zan]

You need an edit Deniz.......ELECTION!!!!!!

[denizaksulu]

ZAN. Its an erection. They are erecting a monumental staue for Oracle.

[zan]

ZAN. Its an erection. They are erecting a monumental staue for Oracle.

OH!.....Better get some more elastic for my sling!!!

[DT.]

Your days are numbered Lana...the revolution has began!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahaa, I found you DT. Can you tell me please, exactly when the polls for the erection will end. Greenwich mean time please to avoid any confusion.
Thanks

I'm afraid you need to re-direct that question to the department of erection timing. We don't want to finish it off prematurely, then again we don't want to keep hammering on with this indefinitely.

FInd some forms, fill them out in triplicate and leave them with Halil. You'll hear back from us within the year.

[DT.]

Dear Mr Reaper

Do you do 'private work'; I mean can I hire you to rid myself of certain Forumers? Let me explain, in the CyProb Section they are trying to elect a President and Vice President and I have been making note of certain names in my Moderator's Black Book, for subsequent retribution.

However, there may be a need to send a couple of members to the 'Great Forum in the Sky'. I appreciate that democracy has its place - it's just that it is not this place

No need to bother with whoever is elected, they will be stabbed in the back by their own supporters before you can say: 'Et Tu Brute'.

Anyway, this is just between the two of us, so don't let on, will you.


On another topic, we seem to have lost a few members recently, or perhaps they have just been mislaid. Could you check in your Book to see if Feisty or Bubble's names are there; Tess and Aidan are also missing but I believe they are away working together on the design of a new coin with the Pope's head on it.



BTW, didn't I see you at the Mausoleum last week, very ashen face and bloodshot eyes? I was thinking how well you looked.

TTFN

Lana

Death sends similarly discreet greetings to the fellow immortal, The Keeper of the Black Book, The Goddess Lana. Rest assured, this affair is safe in Death's bony hands.

Death sees that these unruly Plonkers are not appreciative of your gentle and fragrant touch or your liberal patience. These stab-you-in-the-back Plonkers don't know a good thing when they see it.

The three ringleaders of this cowardly, treacherous and unsuccessful coup d'etat, DT, GR and Halil now need to feel your "retribution", to feel your firm hand and to feel the pain of your justice and for the other scheming malcontent Plonkers to see your darker side with the warning that all they have elected are candidates for banning ...ha..huh...ha...ha....

Halil, GR and DT. Death is keeping seats warm for the three of you, in Hades.


ha...ha..huh..ha...etc etc

Death must away now to the Cyprus FlatLiningForum where the Admin knows how to deal with Cypriot troublemakers .....ha..ha...huh...ha....

You lost some weight?

[SSBubbles]

Dear Mr Reaper

Do you do 'private work'; I mean can I hire you to rid myself of certain Forumers? Let me explain, in the CyProb Section they are trying to elect a President and Vice President and I have been making note of certain names in my Moderator's Black Book, for subsequent retribution.

However, there may be a need to send a couple of members to the 'Great Forum in the Sky'. I appreciate that democracy has its place - it's just that it is not this place

No need to bother with whoever is elected, they will be stabbed in the back by their own supporters before you can say: 'Et Tu Brute'.

Anyway, this is just between the two of us, so don't let on, will you.


On another topic, we seem to have lost a few members recently, or perhaps they have just been mislaid. Could you check in your Book to see if Feisty or Bubble's names are there; Tess and Aidan are also missing but I believe they are away working together on the design of a new coin with the Pope's head on it.


BTW, didn't I see you at the Mausoleum last week, very ashen face and bloodshot eyes? I was thinking how well you looked.

TTFN


Never fear, Bubbles is here - just very busy!

Lana

[denizaksulu]

Busy, busy, busy

[SSBubbles]

Busy, busy, busy

................all day long