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AFTER reading the intro of this thread, who do you vote to be President of the OCDC?

Poll ended at Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:26 pm

Zan
4
8%
Halil
1
2%
Humanist
0
No votes
Deniz
16
31%
Birkibrisli
0
No votes
Kikapu
1
2%
Utu
0
No votes
Get Real!
3
6%
Oracle
12
23%
Kifeas
1
2%
Miltiades
1
2%
Kafenes
0
No votes
Richard B
1
2%
Piratis
0
No votes
Pantheman
0
No votes
Copperline
0
No votes
Jerry
0
No votes
Iceman
0
No votes
Magnus
0
No votes
BigAl
0
No votes
Paul12
0
No votes
Sotos
0
No votes
DT
1
2%
Tim Drayton
2
4%
Paphitis
0
No votes
VP
5
10%
Umit07
0
No votes
Bill Cobett
0
No votes
T_C
0
No votes
Rafaella
1
2%
Nikitas
1
2%
Bananiot
2
4%
Repulsewarrior
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 52

Postby zan » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:59 pm

Oracle wrote:
zan wrote:
humanist wrote:
Thanks Andrea, as you can see I've been busy here teaching Zan & Co the fine art of democracy...


Good luck ......... but I hear Turks have learning difficulties :)


Yeh thats right...We didn't learn to give you our island when you were killing us and then when you held us hostage for 40 years and never will I suppose.....


Holding you hostage was never on our agenda ... you invaded us remember ... for over 400 years ...


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Who is us Greek girl mainlander?????
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:11 pm

Oracle wrote:
zan wrote:
humanist wrote:
Thanks Andrea, as you can see I've been busy here teaching Zan & Co the fine art of democracy...


Good luck ......... but I hear Turks have learning difficulties :)


Yeh thats right...We didn't learn to give you our island when you were killing us and then when you held us hostage for 40 years and never will I suppose.....


Holding you hostage was never on our agenda ... you invaded us remember ... for over 400 years ...


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Indeed, The Ottomans were at war with the mighty naval power of Venice, so the Isle de Chypre was invaded. Ad you were saying Oracle?
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Postby zan » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:13 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:
zan wrote:
humanist wrote:
Thanks Andrea, as you can see I've been busy here teaching Zan & Co the fine art of democracy...


Good luck ......... but I hear Turks have learning difficulties :)


Yeh thats right...We didn't learn to give you our island when you were killing us and then when you held us hostage for 40 years and never will I suppose.....


Holding you hostage was never on our agenda ... you invaded us remember ... for over 400 years ...


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Indeed, The Ottomans were at war with the mighty naval power of Venice, so the Isle de Chypre was invaded. Ad you were saying Oracle?


She never says much as you can see Deniz...Not much worth listening to!!!!
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:15 pm

zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Oracle wrote:
zan wrote:
humanist wrote:
Thanks Andrea, as you can see I've been busy here teaching Zan & Co the fine art of democracy...


Good luck ......... but I hear Turks have learning difficulties :)


Yeh thats right...We didn't learn to give you our island when you were killing us and then when you held us hostage for 40 years and never will I suppose.....


Holding you hostage was never on our agenda ... you invaded us remember ... for over 400 years ...


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Indeed, The Ottomans were at war with the mighty naval power of Venice, so the Isle de Chypre was invaded. And you were saying Oracle?


She never says much as you can see Deniz...Not much worth listening to!!!!
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Postby zan » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:51 pm

zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Let me get this straight… we’ve got a communist government in Cyprus, about to setup an embassy in Cuba, and we’re now on the verge of having a female online CyProb community president...

…where did I put those cyanide capsules? :?


:lol:


Give her two..One will not work!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: Methinks its time I started writing MY Kampf! :?



Chapter 1

Let me tell you a story VP...


There are these two guys that have seen that the forum they write on has been taken over by a new morality that is working against them. Out of desperation, they go out one night and brainstorm about what to do about it. After many hours and probably some assistance they hatch a plan. The plan is to have a poll in which a president and a vice president are selected. It doesn't matter if which is which but one MUST be a TC and the other a GC. It also doesn't matter if the TC is a moderate or, as they see it anyway, a nationalist. Once the elections are over and they have everyones attention then the fireworks will start.....At first it will be a few sparks and bangs but mark my words when the final starts the whole sky will light up.

The plan is to start bombarding the unsuspecting TC with UN resolutions that have already been issued. As we already know, the UN screwed us good when they recognised the Greek Cypriots as the legal government of Cyprus contrary to the Zurich agreement. From that point on they have passed resolution after resolution on this one mistake because they have had no choice. So these two dastardly rascals knowing that think they will tie us in knots with UN resolutions. If.......If it all falls apart because the TC candidate goes against these resolutions then they still have a plan for that because it will justify their call of a BBF not being workable or any other government with our involvement for that matter....If the C candidate pulls out of office then I need not remind you what reference hey will pull out of their hats to use against us and so on and so on................................


Having drawn up the AKRITAS plan mark 2...They then set to drinking proper.....Some womanising was done and a pair of drunk yobs were released out onto the street where they made such fools of themselves that they caught the attention of the police.......Being drunk and in the grip of dutch courage...They thought they would charm the police to let them go......It was not until the pair made reference to whom they were in acquaintance with that the police realised that they had no choice but to let them go and maybe even gave them a lift home.

The following day the farce of elections on the Forum began....Unfortunately the two men got carried away with themselves and their self importance and decided to have some fun with the plan instead of carrying on with it as to plan......We now have a has been female Greek mainlander who they are trying to bring back to the fore.........And a TC that one of them has a grudge against.......The plan is lost but they don't know it...



The beginning!!!!!!


What up GR...Isn't DT around for you to ask how to react to this...I suppose we shall have to wait for the governor to see this in the morning......OH.. Will he be mad!!!! 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:19 am

zan wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Let me get this straight… we’ve got a communist government in Cyprus, about to setup an embassy in Cuba, and we’re now on the verge of having a female online CyProb community president...

…where did I put those cyanide capsules? :?


:lol:


Give her two..One will not work!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: Methinks its time I started writing MY Kampf! :?



Chapter 1

Let me tell you a story VP...


There are these two guys that have seen that the forum they write on has been taken over by a new morality that is working against them. Out of desperation, they go out one night and brainstorm about what to do about it. After many hours and probably some assistance they hatch a plan. The plan is to have a poll in which a president and a vice president are selected. It doesn't matter if which is which but one MUST be a TC and the other a GC. It also doesn't matter if the TC is a moderate or, as they see it anyway, a nationalist. Once the elections are over and they have everyones attention then the fireworks will start.....At first it will be a few sparks and bangs but mark my words when the final starts the whole sky will light up.

The plan is to start bombarding the unsuspecting TC with UN resolutions that have already been issued. As we already know, the UN screwed us good when they recognised the Greek Cypriots as the legal government of Cyprus contrary to the Zurich agreement. From that point on they have passed resolution after resolution on this one mistake because they have had no choice. So these two dastardly rascals knowing that think they will tie us in knots with UN resolutions. If.......If it all falls apart because the TC candidate goes against these resolutions then they still have a plan for that because it will justify their call of a BBF not being workable or any other government with our involvement for that matter....If the C candidate pulls out of office then I need not remind you what reference hey will pull out of their hats to use against us and so on and so on................................


Having drawn up the AKRITAS plan mark 2...They then set to drinking proper.....Some womanising was done and a pair of drunk yobs were released out onto the street where they made such fools of themselves that they caught the attention of the police.......Being drunk and in the grip of dutch courage...They thought they would charm the police to let them go......It was not until the pair made reference to whom they were in acquaintance with that the police realised that they had no choice but to let them go and maybe even gave them a lift home.

The following day the farce of elections on the Forum began....Unfortunately the two men got carried away with themselves and their self importance and decided to have some fun with the plan instead of carrying on with it as to plan......We now have a has been female Greek mainlander who they are trying to bring back to the fore.........And a TC that one of them has a grudge against.......The plan is lost but they don't know it...

The beginning!!!!!!


What up GR...Isn't DT around for you to ask how to react to this...I suppose we shall have to wait for the governor to see this in the morning......OH.. Will he be mad!!!! 8) 8) 8)

I kinda lost you from the second-last paragraph... :?
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Postby zan » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:21 am

Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Let me get this straight… we’ve got a communist government in Cyprus, about to setup an embassy in Cuba, and we’re now on the verge of having a female online CyProb community president...

…where did I put those cyanide capsules? :?


:lol:


Give her two..One will not work!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: Methinks its time I started writing MY Kampf! :?



Chapter 1

Let me tell you a story VP...


There are these two guys that have seen that the forum they write on has been taken over by a new morality that is working against them. Out of desperation, they go out one night and brainstorm about what to do about it. After many hours and probably some assistance they hatch a plan. The plan is to have a poll in which a president and a vice president are selected. It doesn't matter if which is which but one MUST be a TC and the other a GC. It also doesn't matter if the TC is a moderate or, as they see it anyway, a nationalist. Once the elections are over and they have everyones attention then the fireworks will start.....At first it will be a few sparks and bangs but mark my words when the final starts the whole sky will light up.

The plan is to start bombarding the unsuspecting TC with UN resolutions that have already been issued. As we already know, the UN screwed us good when they recognised the Greek Cypriots as the legal government of Cyprus contrary to the Zurich agreement. From that point on they have passed resolution after resolution on this one mistake because they have had no choice. So these two dastardly rascals knowing that think they will tie us in knots with UN resolutions. If.......If it all falls apart because the TC candidate goes against these resolutions then they still have a plan for that because it will justify their call of a BBF not being workable or any other government with our involvement for that matter....If the C candidate pulls out of office then I need not remind you what reference hey will pull out of their hats to use against us and so on and so on................................


Having drawn up the AKRITAS plan mark 2...They then set to drinking proper.....Some womanising was done and a pair of drunk yobs were released out onto the street where they made such fools of themselves that they caught the attention of the police.......Being drunk and in the grip of dutch courage...They thought they would charm the police to let them go......It was not until the pair made reference to whom they were in acquaintance with that the police realised that they had no choice but to let them go and maybe even gave them a lift home.

The following day the farce of elections on the Forum began....Unfortunately the two men got carried away with themselves and their self importance and decided to have some fun with the plan instead of carrying on with it as to plan......We now have a has been female Greek mainlander who they are trying to bring back to the fore.........And a TC that one of them has a grudge against.......The plan is lost but they don't know it...

The beginning!!!!!!


What up GR...Isn't DT around for you to ask how to react to this...I suppose we shall have to wait for the governor to see this in the morning......OH.. Will he be mad!!!! 8) 8) 8)

I kinda lost you from the second-last paragraph... :?


NEVER MIND..WE WILL WAIT FOR THE MORROW..... :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:26 am

zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Let me get this straight… we’ve got a communist government in Cyprus, about to setup an embassy in Cuba, and we’re now on the verge of having a female online CyProb community president...

…where did I put those cyanide capsules? :?


:lol:


Give her two..One will not work!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: Methinks its time I started writing MY Kampf! :?



Chapter 1

Let me tell you a story VP...


There are these two guys that have seen that the forum they write on has been taken over by a new morality that is working against them. Out of desperation, they go out one night and brainstorm about what to do about it. After many hours and probably some assistance they hatch a plan. The plan is to have a poll in which a president and a vice president are selected. It doesn't matter if which is which but one MUST be a TC and the other a GC. It also doesn't matter if the TC is a moderate or, as they see it anyway, a nationalist. Once the elections are over and they have everyones attention then the fireworks will start.....At first it will be a few sparks and bangs but mark my words when the final starts the whole sky will light up.

The plan is to start bombarding the unsuspecting TC with UN resolutions that have already been issued. As we already know, the UN screwed us good when they recognised the Greek Cypriots as the legal government of Cyprus contrary to the Zurich agreement. From that point on they have passed resolution after resolution on this one mistake because they have had no choice. So these two dastardly rascals knowing that think they will tie us in knots with UN resolutions. If.......If it all falls apart because the TC candidate goes against these resolutions then they still have a plan for that because it will justify their call of a BBF not being workable or any other government with our involvement for that matter....If the C candidate pulls out of office then I need not remind you what reference hey will pull out of their hats to use against us and so on and so on................................


Having drawn up the AKRITAS plan mark 2...They then set to drinking proper.....Some womanising was done and a pair of drunk yobs were released out onto the street where they made such fools of themselves that they caught the attention of the police.......Being drunk and in the grip of dutch courage...They thought they would charm the police to let them go......It was not until the pair made reference to whom they were in acquaintance with that the police realised that they had no choice but to let them go and maybe even gave them a lift home.

The following day the farce of elections on the Forum began....Unfortunately the two men got carried away with themselves and their self importance and decided to have some fun with the plan instead of carrying on with it as to plan......We now have a has been female Greek mainlander who they are trying to bring back to the fore.........And a TC that one of them has a grudge against.......The plan is lost but they don't know it...

The beginning!!!!!!


What up GR...Isn't DT around for you to ask how to react to this...I suppose we shall have to wait for the governor to see this in the morning......OH.. Will he be mad!!!! 8) 8) 8)

I kinda lost you from the second-last paragraph... :?


NEVER MIND..WE WILL WAIT FOR THE MORROW..... :lol:


Is that when you get your "turn" with the one Turkish brain that gets passed around between you all ... :lol:

Which one of you was using it today? ... I did not notice!
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Postby zan » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:31 am

Oracle wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
zan wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Let me get this straight… we’ve got a communist government in Cyprus, about to setup an embassy in Cuba, and we’re now on the verge of having a female online CyProb community president...

…where did I put those cyanide capsules? :?


:lol:


Give her two..One will not work!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: Methinks its time I started writing MY Kampf! :?



Chapter 1

Let me tell you a story VP...


There are these two guys that have seen that the forum they write on has been taken over by a new morality that is working against them. Out of desperation, they go out one night and brainstorm about what to do about it. After many hours and probably some assistance they hatch a plan. The plan is to have a poll in which a president and a vice president are selected. It doesn't matter if which is which but one MUST be a TC and the other a GC. It also doesn't matter if the TC is a moderate or, as they see it anyway, a nationalist. Once the elections are over and they have everyones attention then the fireworks will start.....At first it will be a few sparks and bangs but mark my words when the final starts the whole sky will light up.

The plan is to start bombarding the unsuspecting TC with UN resolutions that have already been issued. As we already know, the UN screwed us good when they recognised the Greek Cypriots as the legal government of Cyprus contrary to the Zurich agreement. From that point on they have passed resolution after resolution on this one mistake because they have had no choice. So these two dastardly rascals knowing that think they will tie us in knots with UN resolutions. If.......If it all falls apart because the TC candidate goes against these resolutions then they still have a plan for that because it will justify their call of a BBF not being workable or any other government with our involvement for that matter....If the C candidate pulls out of office then I need not remind you what reference hey will pull out of their hats to use against us and so on and so on................................


Having drawn up the AKRITAS plan mark 2...They then set to drinking proper.....Some womanising was done and a pair of drunk yobs were released out onto the street where they made such fools of themselves that they caught the attention of the police.......Being drunk and in the grip of dutch courage...They thought they would charm the police to let them go......It was not until the pair made reference to whom they were in acquaintance with that the police realised that they had no choice but to let them go and maybe even gave them a lift home.

The following day the farce of elections on the Forum began....Unfortunately the two men got carried away with themselves and their self importance and decided to have some fun with the plan instead of carrying on with it as to plan......We now have a has been female Greek mainlander who they are trying to bring back to the fore.........And a TC that one of them has a grudge against.......The plan is lost but they don't know it...

The beginning!!!!!!


What up GR...Isn't DT around for you to ask how to react to this...I suppose we shall have to wait for the governor to see this in the morning......OH.. Will he be mad!!!! 8) 8) 8)

I kinda lost you from the second-last paragraph... :?


NEVER MIND..WE WILL WAIT FOR THE MORROW..... :lol:


Is that when you get your "turn" with the one Turkish brain that gets passed around between you all ... :lol:

Which one of you was using it today? ... I did not notice!


Do you wanna have a go...You miss not having one to pass around .....shame......Perhaps the brain of a goat for you madame..To big......How about a mouse.....Suits you sir :lol: :lol: :lol:



How ya doin Maria!!!!
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Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:32 am

Oracle wrote:Is that when you get your "turn" with the one Turkish brain that gets passed around between you all ... :lol:

Which one of you was using it today? ... I did not notice!

Zanny accidentally flashed it down the loo while tucking in his willie earlier… :( :cry:
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