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[iceman]

Inner Peace



If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs

















































..........Then,you are probably the family dog!!!

[halil]

Beware the intimate Internet!
Beware the chatrooms with closed doors
Where naked names cruise midnight shores
And fall in love before they've met.
Beware, O wives and husbands real,
The lonely rivals virtual
Whose words, or chaste or sexual,
May from your beds affections steal.

Beware the posh imagination,
More vivid far than earthly flesh.
Beware the way two dreams can mesh
In ecstasy beyond sensation.

Beware the fantasy that speaks,
The vague ideal that springs a soul.
No marriage can avoid the shoal
That lies beneath such sun-drenched peaks.

No love but may retreat to stone
As sirens sad the heart entice.
Two names entwine in paradise
While here two lovers lie alone.

[denizaksulu]

Halil, do you realise what you have done. Half the forumers days are numbered. (yani forumcularin yarisi hapi yuttu)

Trouble maker you are (espri yapiyorum)

[Oracle]

And what would BAYRAK be without the Internet?

And would halil be without a job?
... all because of the end of the Forum.

His poor family would starve, as well as himself, without the company perk for wining and dining the ex-Pat Brits to tempt them to the "virtues" of the north.

And without the forum to spread his propaganda and old wives's gossip .... and get his daily fix from casually making a threat or two!

[denizaksulu]

And what would BAYRAK be without the Internet?

And would halil be without a job?
... all because of the end of the Forum.

His poor family would starve, as well as himself, without the company perk for wining and dining the ex-Pat Brits to tempt them to the "virtues" of the north.

And without the forum to spread his propaganda and old wives's gossip .... and get his daily fix from casually making a threat or two!

Good morning Oracle mou.

Halil will never be unemployed. The least he could do with his qualifications is to run The Republics Air Traffic Control/Flight Paths. One way tickets to Greece.

[Oracle]

I suppose the TCs have to go somewhere to escape the Turks!

[denizaksulu]

I suppose the TCs have to go somewhere to escape the Turks!

Indeed. All the way to Polis/Paphos. You would love that.

[Oracle]

I suppose the TCs have to go somewhere to escape the Turks!

Indeed. All the way to Polis/Paphos. You would love that.

.... Good, the fields are needing weeding!

[denizaksulu]

I suppose the TCs have to go somewhere to escape the Turks!

Indeed. All the way to Polis/Paphos. You would love that.

.... Good, the fields are needing weeding!

I had heard that too many GCs have turned lazy. There is nothing wrong with a bit of hard labour. You could learn something.

[Oracle]

I suppose the TCs have to go somewhere to escape the Turks!

Indeed. All the way to Polis/Paphos. You would love that.

.... Good, the fields are needing weeding!

I had heard that too many GCs have turned lazy. There is nothing wrong with a bit of hard labour. You could learn something.

But I have to cultivate my melons .....