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Postby iceman » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:43 pm

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked,
rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?' :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:47 pm

Your jokes are frequently infinitely better than your moods .... :wink:
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Re: Never too late to try

Postby denizaksulu » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:53 pm

iceman wrote:An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked,
rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?' :lol: :lol: :lol:



I know the feeling :lol: :lol: :lol:


How many photos did you receive Iceman. I sent 24.
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Re: Never too late to try

Postby Oracle » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:55 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
iceman wrote:An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked,
rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?' :lol: :lol: :lol:



I know the feeling :lol: :lol: :lol:


How many photos did you receive Iceman. I sent 24.


No wonder his "inbox" is full .... :roll:
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Re: Never too late to try

Postby iceman » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:03 pm

denizaksulu wrote:

How many photos did you receive Iceman. I sent 24.


Apart from the first mail,i only received one more mail with photos #8 to #12
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Re: Never too late to try

Postby denizaksulu » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:06 pm

Oracle wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
iceman wrote:An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked,
rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?' :lol: :lol: :lol:



I know the feeling :lol: :lol: :lol:


How many photos did you receive Iceman. I sent 24.


No wonder his "inbox" is full .... :roll:



Spies, spies everywhere. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Never too late to try

Postby denizaksulu » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:09 pm

iceman wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:

How many photos did you receive Iceman. I sent 24.


Apart from the first mail,i only received one more mail with photos #8 to #12



I will try and send you a CD.
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Postby Floda » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:32 am

.. :lol:
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