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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:15 pm

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might
think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What in the name of god are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb. He said 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days'.

I jumped down and walked out of the office.


When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And where do you think you're going?'


(You're gonna love this..... )

She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
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