The new national anthem should adopt a very well known British tune since the Brits are really involved in all the political underhandedness which led to the problems in Cyprus in the first place.
The words should be changed [of the well known song which is sung to the above mentioned tune] and I would suggest the following;-
"Knees up Greek and Turk
let's make these talks work,
arm in arm we can venture forth
Greeks in the south and Turks in the north,
anyone who doesn't like it
can go and have a "Jerk"
It'll always be the same, that's the name of the game SO,
knees up Greek and Turk !!".
Our Ernie has been out on the piss again !!.