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Pickup Line

Postby Zorba » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:38 pm

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eyes and said,

'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been screwing everbody since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,

'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
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