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[Liza]

We're all a bunch of crazies!!
Whats you wifes unlce's number....

[cannedmoose]

I can't tell you... last time we met he was doing kleftiko, he chased me around the garden with a sheep's eyeball and testes on a fork...

And this is the guy running the asylum!

[sk]

lol!!if its free in a year(summer of 2006)i would be interested...thats about the time i will be able to support myself financially...

[Marinella]

:lol: only marinella would think that, are you by any chance a nympho if you don't mind my asking

Don't mind you asking at all

I wouldn't say that I'm a raving nympho, I don't go around trying to ride anything with a pulse, but I like sex and have a very dirty mind. I'm afraid my thoughts are always at gutter level

[Liza]

I don't think I've ever met someone who is so straight to the point!!
It's not a bad thing - quite refreshing I suppose- Just a bit weird coming from one of us gals - usually you expect the guys to make the smutty remarks.

[Marinella]

My mum says that I'm like a boy with boobs!




I hope she meant my sense of humour was like a man's and she wasn't implying that I have a tadger, haha!

[cannedmoose]

I'm a perfect gentleman Liza... I resemble that remark

[cannedmoose]

Don't know, wasn't Hermaphrodite from Cyprus

[Marinella]

LOL

Chicks with dicks More to be pitied than laughed at!

Imagine being a guy and pulling one on a night out, you'd be black affronted when you got home and your date had a bigger cock than you!

Get ready for a sore arse pal, you're getting it...and you're getting it hard!

[brother]

Imagine going down on her and "bling" it flicks up and whacks you in the eye, the next day how would you explain that black eye without seeming Mr.tv lover.