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[Paphitis]

* Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.

* Communication Skills: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.

* Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

* The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

* Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

* Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

* Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

* Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .

* Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

* Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

* Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor.

* Cooking: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

* Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

* Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

* Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.

* "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?": Learning Why Men Lie.

Other topics include:

Topic 1 - How to fill up petrol tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able to write your name in the snow using urine.
Group discussion.

Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.

Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum.

Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.

Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.

Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.

Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.

Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.

Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.

Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do f*ck
all to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.

Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed

[LENA]

Are you jealous from my topic in the joke section Paphitis?

[Z4]

I can think of tow lesson's you have missed.

1) How to aviod buying that handbag.
2) How to spend on your partners credit card

If I can think of more I will let you know!

[Oracle]

Women's faults are many. Men have only two!

Everything they say, and everything they do!

[SSBubbles]

Are you jealous from my topic in the joke section Paphitis?

[Z4]

Women's faults are many. Men have only two!

Everything they say, and everything they do!

.....and what are women's then???

[SSBubbles]

Women's faults are many. Men have only two!

Everything they say, and everything they do!

.....and what are women's then???

Silly boy!!!!

[Paphitis]

Are you jealous from my topic in the joke section Paphitis?

Lena, I thought I would counter yours with mine for the sake of balance!

Oh BTW, we forgot to mention some additional learning for the benefit of mankind! They are:

1) To keep the fridge fully stocked with your man's favourite beer,
2) How to anticipate your man's and his mates tinnies being emptied, in order to bring them another, already cracked and ready for consumption. Afterall, you would not want them to get off the couch while they are watching the footy. Hic
3) How to do something constructive, such as the ironing, while your man and his mates are watching the footy. Hic

There, I think that just about covers it. Hic

[Big Al]

Are you jealous from my topic in the joke section Paphitis?

Lena, I thought I would counter yours with mine for the sake of balance!

Oh BTW, we forgot to mention some additional learning for the benefit of mankind! They are:

1) To keep the fridge fully stocked with your man's favourite beer,
2) How to anticipate your man's and his mates tinnies being emptied, in order to bring them another, already cracked and ready for consumption. Afterall, you would not want them to get off the couch while they are watching the footy. Hic
3) How to do something constructive, such as the ironing, while your man and his mates are watching the footy. Hic

There, I think that just about covers it. Hic

2 more
* Silence, its golden
* Making quick decisions....it not that hard
oh also.... make sure you have a destination in mind if you're going to complain to your husband that "we never go anywhere".

[connor]

Women's faults are many. Men have only two!

Everything they say, and everything they do!

.....and what are women's then???

Z4....You are treading on dangerous waters here mate..

Horses sweat....Men perspire....But ladies simply Glow...!

( That should tell you everything..)