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Italian lovers!

Postby SSBubbles » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:09 am

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian
gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite
bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to
the point where he led her back to his apartment
and, after some small talk, they retired to his
bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a
pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, 'So, you finish?'

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and
there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, 'You finish?'

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile,
cuddled closer to him and softly said, 'No.'

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this
woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet
again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
managed it, but they ended together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely
able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes,
smiled proudly and asked again, 'You finish?'

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered
in his ear, 'No, I Norwegian'
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