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[SSBubbles]

Gordon Brown was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was,£100.

He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was,
'Mr. Prime Minister,
if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
and keep it rising like the price of petrol,
keep me warmer than it is in my flat
and screw me the way you have Pensioners,
then it isn't going to cost you a bloody cent!'

[conmarios]

Gordon Brown was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was,£100.

He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was,
'Mr. Prime Minister,
if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
and keep it rising like the price of petrol,
keep me warmer than it is in my flat
and screw me the way you have Pensioners,
then it isn't going to cost you a bloody cent!'

nice one.!!
I am sure he picked one of the other 2.

[Oracle]

Even the present Chancellor Alistair Darling (can't stop thinking of Blackadder ) has come out criticising Gordon's policies. So he's one PM that can't screw his own Cabinet for a change

[miltiades]

Even the present Chancellor Alistair Darling (can't stop thinking of Blackadder ) has come out criticising Gordon's policies. So he's one PM that can't screw his own Cabinet for a change

Alistair Darling is and always has been a bloody Plonker . Never liked the man he is in the position he is at by default !
What a first class idiot , rather than talking us out of the recession he is putting the noose on our heads and pulling it tight. I can not believe that a chancellor has made such a phenomenally grave misjudgement. Give him the boot I say and let him spend some more time nurturing his eyebrows !!
Gordon Brown was planning a reshuffle but I beleive he has deferred such action for the time being.
Both are Scots and both are extremely boring , bring back Blair and his greedy little wife !!!