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Postby chrisp » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:22 am

This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human
kindness.
Someone who teaches at an Elementary in Thorsby forwarded the following
letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school
had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a prize and was writing to say thank you. This
story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who
might need a lift today.


Dear Thorsby School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sunnybrook
Assisted Home for the Aged. My family have all passed away and I am
alone so thank you for your kindness to a forgotten old lady. My
roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but she would never let
me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio
fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful
and she was in tears.
She asked if she could listen to mine but I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna.
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Re: the radio

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:35 am

chrisp wrote:This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human
kindness.
Someone who teaches at an Elementary in Thorsby forwarded the following
letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school
had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a prize and was writing to say thank you. This
story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who
might need a lift today.


Dear Thorsby School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sunnybrook
Assisted Home for the Aged. My family have all passed away and I am
alone so thank you for your kindness to a forgotten old lady. My
roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but she would never let
me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio
fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful
and she was in tears.
She asked if she could listen to mine but I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna.



No decent lady uses the 'F' word! :roll:

(I take it Edna was really deaf as surely she would have heard her roomie's radio anyway!)
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