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[cyprusgrump]

HEAVEN AT LAST

A Moslem has died and has arrived in Heaven-

He is very excited as, all his life, he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up'

And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder in great strides.

He meets another bearded man.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

Once again, he meets a man with a beard, and panting repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still'

Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a Coffee?'
'Oh, Yes please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

'Mohammed, two coffees please'

[CBBB]

If you were Danish you could have drawn us a picture to go with that.

[Maynard23]

Which is clear testament to the fact that Mohammed [p.b.u.h.] is the only one who truly serves the Almighty !!.

Is that not precisely what the tenets of Islam have been expounding for centuries ?.

It would not surprise me if it transpired that Miltiades was the supplier of the catering equipment, judging by his past posts, he seems to have an extraordinary affinity with those of the faith. IMHO

[Oracle]

Whaat!! .... Mohammed is working for Starbucks now?

[iceman]

and then you wonder why the extremist Muslims blow you lot up!!

[DT.]

and then you wonder why the extremist Muslims blow you lot up!!

Best keep the jokes against the buddists. Whats the worse they could do? Bring you back in the next life as a Cypriot again?

[Oracle]

and then you wonder why the extremist Muslims blow you lot up!!

Less wonder and more "resigned" to their lack of tolerance and freedom of speech that go hand in hand with such archaic practices ....

[iceman]

and then you wonder why the extremist Muslims blow you lot up!!

Less wonder and more "resigned" to their lack of tolerance and freedom of speech that go hand in hand with such archaic practices ....

being an atheist i should be the last one to respond to such an insulting joke.
There are things one can joke about and there are things shouldn't be joked about....religion is one of them.
Although am not religious and do not believe in god let alone any religion,i respect everyone's beliefs and expect others to respect mine.

[Oracle]

and then you wonder why the extremist Muslims blow you lot up!!

Less wonder and more "resigned" to their lack of tolerance and freedom of speech that go hand in hand with such archaic practices ....

being an atheist i should be the last one to respond to such an insulting joke.
There are things one can joke about and there are things shouldn't be joked about....religion is one of them.
Although am not religious and do not believe in god let alone any religion,i respect everyone's beliefs and expect others to respect mine.

I respect those views which do not oppress women's and general Human Rights ... Islam is not one of them IMHO ... extreme or moderate!

Just because it sets itself up as an untouchable "religion" ... it does not mean it is above morality.

[pantheman]

and then you wonder why the extremist Muslims blow you lot up!!

There you go Milti, Icaman has just explained why they do it.

You often rant, that you never understand why, well heres your answer.

Straight from a bloke that does not believe in his own religion, but objects to people take the Piss. Strange, at least if you were a believer I could go along with you, but an athiest. Join miltis club, he is one of them too, but likes to take the piss.