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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:52 am

True Muslims will end up in Heaven,whereas,all Roman Catholics will end up straight downstairs into the Lake of Fire in Hell!

Don't worry,I'm a Protestant!

Aidan.
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Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:59 am

BC Numismatics wrote:True Muslims will end up in Heaven,whereas,all Roman Catholics will end up straight downstairs into the Lake of Fire in Hell!

Don't worry,I'm a Protestant!

Aidan.

What an absolute plank... :roll:
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Postby tessintrnc » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:06 am

BC Numismatics wrote:True Muslims will end up in Heaven,whereas,all Roman Catholics will end up straight downstairs into the Lake of Fire in Hell!

Don't worry,I'm a Protestant!

Aidan.


Oh, poor misguided Nadia............... Sure, aren't my poor knees worn out with praying for you............... (I will get the rosary out - again) :angel:
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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:47 am

Tess,
Didn't you know that praying to the Pope of Rome is idolatry? Using a 'rosary' is also anti-Christian,as it goes against the Ten Commandments.

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Postby tessintrnc » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:08 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Tess,
Didn't you know that praying to the Pope of Rome is idolatry? Using a 'rosary' is also anti-Christian,as it goes against the Ten Commandments.
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My poor little leprachaun, I don't pray to the POPE!!!!
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