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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
up a conversation. The black lab turned to the chocolate lab and said, "So
why are you here?" The chocolate lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final
straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed. "The
black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the chocolate Lab. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the golden lab and asked,

"Why are you here?" The golden lab said, "I'm a
digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the
hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line
last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like
I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected golden Lab said.

The golden lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you
here?" "I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower
and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I
hopped on her back and started hammering away".

The golden and chocolate labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts
off for you too, huh?" The black lab said...."No, I'm here to get my nails
clipped."