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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:05 am

A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!'


The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........


The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Let's see what you bought?' :wink:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby conmarios » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:09 am

SSBubbles wrote:A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!'


The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........


The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Let's see what you bought?' :wink:


Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby SSBubbles » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:26 am

conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!
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Re: Shopping!

Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:25 am

SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby Nocturnal Aviator » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:05 am

cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:


Only thing that needs cutting here is the womans throat.
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Re: Shopping!

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:58 am

cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:



Extra grumpy on Tuesday's then? :wink: :lol:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:58 am

Nocturnal Aviator wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:


Only thing that needs cutting here is the womans throat.



:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:05 am

SSBubbles wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:



Extra grumpy on Tuesday's then? :wink: :lol:

Every day is grumpy day... :wink:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:06 am

cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:



Extra grumpy on Tuesday's then? :wink: :lol:

Every day is grumpy day... :wink:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Shopping!

Postby tessintrnc » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:11 am

Nocturnal Aviator wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
conmarios wrote:
Keep them coming :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sir! I think I have exhausted my 'cut and paste' hands for today, but I will post one more just for you!

I'm surprised that they had 'cut 'n paste' when most of these came out... :roll:


Only thing that needs cutting here is the womans throat.


charming!!! :shock:
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