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Near death experience!

Postby SSBubbles » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:51 am

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!
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Re: Near death experience!

Postby conmarios » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:05 am

SSBubbles wrote:Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!
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Thanks you made my day nise one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Near death experience!

Postby Nocturnal Aviator » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:09 am

conmarios wrote:

Thanks you made my day nise one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Learn to spell you dick head.
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Re: Near death experience!

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:02 am

Nocturnal Aviator wrote:
conmarios wrote:

Thanks you made my day nise one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Learn to spell you dick head.



Learn some manners! :roll: :roll:
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