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Married 50 Years

Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:39 am

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, 'Honey, do you remember this?'

He looked up from his newspaper and said; 'Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married'

She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?'

He nodded and said 'Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.'

She giggled and said; 'That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?'

He looked her up and down and said; 'Mission Accomplished.'
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Postby psycho » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:17 pm

Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby miltiades » Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:15 pm

Not quite 50 years for me , coming up to 41 soon , but I would honestly say , that first night is still firmly in my mind , absolute dynamite , an exhilarating feeling of vicarious dimensions that I still experience today even after such a long time ago , the aroma the scents of fruit so robust and vigorous in character , that first night of sheer bliss , that first encounter with life's most voluptuous experience , the glorious and incomparable Margaux , Chateau Margaux to be precise !!
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Re: Married 50 Years

Postby SSBubbles » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:08 am

Good un Grump :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:09 am

miltiades wrote:Not quite 50 years for me , coming up to 41 soon , but I would honestly say , that first night is still firmly in my mind , absolute dynamite , an exhilarating feeling of vicarious dimensions that I still experience today even after such a long time ago , the aroma the scents of fruit so robust and vigorous in character , that first night of sheer bliss , that first encounter with life's most voluptuous experience , the glorious and incomparable Margaux , Chateau Margaux to be precise !!



Gagos agori! :wink: :lol:
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