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Postby Z4 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:03 pm

Sotos wrote:OK... My invention is called jaws lock. basically it is a small metallic implant that is inserted at the joins of your jaws and with a remote control you can lock your jaws closed. This can be used when you are on diet. You can also have one fitted on your wife for when she talks too much but my other invention called the Lip Zip is better for that!


You have your first customer for Jaws Lock. Instead of telling my partner to sssssssssssshhhh I could install this system, great :wink:
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Postby Z4 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:05 pm

Oracle wrote:
Z4 wrote:Yep, you got it in one Oracle.

Theo is a Greek Cypriot. I like Theo, Peter and Duncan. The female on the show does my head in....

So Sotos, what invention would you put forward?


I read an interview with her a few days ago and I kept thinking ... yep, that's me, yup, I concur ... I think she is great! :lol:

Headstrong, wilful, no-nonsense! A great British Institution of a woman!


She is also no fun and never invests....she has the humour of my left foot!
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Postby Z4 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxi8dbRVshI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ElYJi9 ... re=related
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Postby Oracle » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:52 pm

Z4 wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Z4 wrote:Yep, you got it in one Oracle.

Theo is a Greek Cypriot. I like Theo, Peter and Duncan. The female on the show does my head in....

So Sotos, what invention would you put forward?


I read an interview with her a few days ago and I kept thinking ... yep, that's me, yup, I concur ... I think she is great! :lol:

Headstrong, wilful, no-nonsense! A great British Institution of a woman!


She is also no fun and never invests....she has the humour of my left foot!


One of the things that came out in the interview, was the biased, sexist stupidity of most men, whom when asked like yourself, said she was the one who never invests ..... But when they go over the past programmes and total up all the investments ... she actually comes out tops as an investor ... 8)

Men are so predictable when it comes to thinking dispassionately :lol:

Just because she looks old and plain, they think the worst of her!
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Postby connor » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:02 am

How about a mobile brothel...!

Could convert a transit van..no no something bigger..a small coach perhaps..? with curtains at the windows of course..!

Could tour the Cyprus villages..you know..Lefkara on Monday..Masadoz on Tuesday etc etc.

Could have it all sign written..like.. The Cyprus Passion Wagon or Sin In The Sun..

I s'pose the local constabulary would have something to say about it though...What am I saying..? Half the customers would probably be the local constabulary...!
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Re: Dragons Den

Postby SSBubbles » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:30 pm

Z4 wrote:If you could appear on the show what would you pitch to the 'Dragons'?



Not sure, but I would make sure my pitch was 'perfect' and be prepared to expect the unexpected! Some of those dragons are aptly named! :wink:
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Re: Dragons Den

Postby Z4 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:42 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
Z4 wrote:If you could appear on the show what would you pitch to the 'Dragons'?



Not sure, but I would make sure my pitch was 'perfect' and be prepared to expect the unexpected! Some of those dragons are aptly named! :wink:


Come on Bubbles....you must have one idea for the Dragons :)
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Re: Dragons Den

Postby Oracle » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:01 pm

Z4 wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Z4 wrote:If you could appear on the show what would you pitch to the 'Dragons'?



Not sure, but I would make sure my pitch was 'perfect' and be prepared to expect the unexpected! Some of those dragons are aptly named! :wink:


Come on Bubbles....you must have one idea for the Dragons :)


:lol:

.... that's scared her off!
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Re: Dragons Den

Postby SSBubbles » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:04 pm

Z4 wrote:
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Z4 wrote:If you could appear on the show what would you pitch to the 'Dragons'?



Not sure, but I would make sure my pitch was 'perfect' and be prepared to expect the unexpected! Some of those dragons are aptly named! :wink:


Come on Bubbles....you must have one idea for the Dragons :)



Dunno! If I knew how to shut a certain person up for ever thoughl, I would definitely use it :wink: :lol:
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Re: Dragons Den

Postby SSBubbles » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:08 pm

Oracle wrote:
Z4 wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Z4 wrote:If you could appear on the show what would you pitch to the 'Dragons'?



Not sure, but I would make sure my pitch was 'perfect' and be prepared to expect the unexpected! Some of those dragons are aptly named! :wink:


Come on Bubbles....you must have one idea for the Dragons :)


:lol:

.... that's scared her off!




Not all of us are pinned to the computer 24/7!

Now, I am thinking of a machine that will turn all the carrots in the world into tomatoes :wink:
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