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[Cem]

Can any1 translate wht is happening ?

2 smart guys from Turkey

First one: From the Istanbul U.S Consulate.

An authentic story about a citizen from the black sea region who totally misunderstands the visa application requirement. Instead of submitting a copy of the front and back side of his I.D card with picture, he submitted his own photo taken from the front and the back.

The other one:
the writing on the handbag says " circumciser" and his name. (the tagline of the picture however when you click onto it , reads as mobile circumciser i;e one who practice and lives by circumcision travelling from here and there).

[roseandchan]

cem, i like the one about viagra! just wondering as to the 5 times claim, if it was before or after drinking a bottle of turkish whisky?
the mobile circumciser that is rearly gross. do you think he has any medical qualifications?

[Cem]

cem, i like the one about viagra! just wondering as to the 5 times claim, if it was before or after drinking a bottle of turkish whisky?
the mobile circumciser that is rearly gross. do you think he has any medical qualifications?

Hi, Rose.

To answer ur 1th Q: In any case, it should be before, since anyone who drinks a bottle of turkish whisky would end up in the emergency ward afterwards, let alone get it up.

Your second Q: Most of them don't have any, as they learn it through "on the job practising".
cheers.

[denizaksulu]

cem, i like the one about viagra! just wondering as to the 5 times claim, if it was before or after drinking a bottle of turkish whisky?
the mobile circumciser that is rearly gross. do you think he has any medical qualifications?

Hi, Rose.

To answer ur 1th Q: In any case, it should be before, since anyone who drinks a bottle of turkish whisky would end up in the emergency ward afterwards, let alone get it up.

Your second Q: Most of them don't have any, as they learn it through "on the job practising".
cheers.

On bananas? Nothing like practice though.

[Cem]

cem, i like the one about viagra! just wondering as to the 5 times claim, if it was before or after drinking a bottle of turkish whisky?
the mobile circumciser that is rearly gross. do you think he has any medical qualifications?

Hi, Rose.

To answer ur 1th Q: In any case, it should be before, since anyone who drinks a bottle of turkish whisky would end up in the emergency ward afterwards, let alone get it up.

Your second Q: Most of them don't have any, as they learn it through "on the job practising".
cheers.

On bananas? Nothing like practice though.

Not bananas, real effects.

[Floda]

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[skyvet]

[quote one who practice and lives by circumcision travelling from here and there)quote]

The pay's not very good, but he gets plenty of tips!

[CBBB]

[quote one who practice and lives by circumcision travelling from here and there)quote]

The pay's not very good, but he gets plenty of tips!

He makes them into wallets that when you stroke them, they turn into suitcases.

[SSBubbles]

From Covered Bazaar in Istanbul....

What happens if they get amorous during the day?

[Cem]

From Covered Bazaar in Istanbul....

What happens if they get amorous during the day?

Then, they take some during the night !