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Postby Oracle » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:33 pm

The Freemasons

What the heck :shock:

I know one man who confesses to being a member of a Masonic Lodge (and two saddos who were "black-balled" :lol: ).

This Freemason I know, won't divulge a thing!

Who :? are they?

What :? do they do?

Why :? do they exist?
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Postby purdey » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:34 pm

Big boys club, for people who cannot get along without a leg up..
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:36 pm

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Oracle wrote:[size=24]The Freemasons

What the heck :shock:

I know one man who confesses to being a member of a Masonic Lodge (and two saddos who were "black-balled" :lol: ).

This Freemason I know, won't divulge a thing!

Who :? are they?

What :? do they do?

Why :? do they exist?



WHO CARES!
At least they have a 'club', have socials and do good for their communities and local charities so what is the problem? Want to join? :roll:
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Postby tessintrnc » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:54 pm

They were the original trade unionists - they were "Free men" as opposed to mere "serfs" and as such able to travel freely and work, but they had to belong to the masons society. The charity thing came later but I believe they do some good. The freemasons balls are apparantley quite grand affairs.............
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Postby Agios Ionas » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:55 pm

They conspire to change the world, ie the new world order. We're halfway there already I might add. ;)

They sacrifice babies to Lucifer... and drink the babies' blood I might add.

They use their club as a base to do worldwide business... dodgy stuff I might add.

They're secretly trying to prepare the world for the arrival of the Anti-Christ in the shape of a saviour... ie a politician that will achieve world peace... a false one I might add.

I think they sacrifice virgins too... they probably do stuff to them before or afterwards I might add. :shock:

Oh, and they helped stage the phony moon landing too I might add! :lol:

I could tell more... but I'm afraid the Illuminati will find me and silence me forever in case I tell too much.
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:02 pm

Agios Ionas wrote:They conspire to change the world, ie the new world order. We're halfway there already I might add. ;)

They sacrifice babies to Lucifer... and drink the babies' blood I might add.

They use their club as a base to do worldwide business... dodgy stuff I might add.

They're secretly trying to prepare the world for the arrival of the Anti-Christ in the shape of a saviour... ie a politician that will achieve world peace... a false one I might add.

I think they sacrifice virgins too... they probably do stuff to them before or afterwards I might add. :shock:

Oh, and they helped stage the phony moon landing too I might add! :lol:

I could tell more... but I'm afraid the Illuminati will find me and silence me forever in case I tell too much.




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How can they 'sacrifice virgins' if they 'probably do stuff to them before'? :wink:
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Postby tessintrnc » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:06 pm

Agios Ionas wrote:They conspire to change the world, ie the new world order. We're halfway there already I might add. ;)

They sacrifice babies to Lucifer... and drink the babies' blood I might add.

They use their club as a base to do worldwide business... dodgy stuff I might add.

They're secretly trying to prepare the world for the arrival of the Anti-Christ in the shape of a saviour... ie a politician that will achieve world peace... a false one I might add.

I think they sacrifice virgins too... they probably do stuff to them before or afterwards I might add. :shock:

Oh, and they helped stage the phony moon landing too I might add! :lol:

I could tell more... but I'm afraid the Illuminati will find me and silence me forever in case I tell too much.



Agreed!!!! :lol:
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Postby Agios Ionas » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:08 pm

SSBubbles wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How can they 'sacrifice virgins' if they 'probably do stuff to them before'? :wink:


Well, they can touch, feel and fiddle... and possibly eat sushi off their naked bodies. I never said there was any penetration going on.

There, I've probably said too much. Now the Illuminati will send out their alien lizard shapeshifters to kill me. :shock:
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Postby purdey » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:10 pm

The bastards I know form bidding rings at aution houses, no time for mens clubs and silly games.
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:21 pm

Agios Ionas wrote:
SSBubbles wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How can they 'sacrifice virgins' if they 'probably do stuff to them before'? :wink:


Well, they can touch, feel and fiddle... and possibly eat sushi off their naked bodies. I never said there was any penetration going on.

There, I've probably said too much. Now the Illuminati will send out their alien lizard shapeshifters to kill me. :shock:



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