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Postby connor » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:34 pm

Oracle...one of the reasons we exist is to wind up people like you...!
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Postby connor » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:44 pm

No seriously....its a mens club if you like. Nothing insidious goes on behind closed doors. Lots of money is raised for various charitable causes.

Those I have come into contact with have all been decent citizens...no doubt there may be one or two rotten eggs but then again we number hundreds of thousands worldwide so one or two baddies must be expected I s'pose.

Because we like to keep lodge business to ourselves we are often viewed with suspicion.

You'll have to take my word for it I'm afraid...99.9999999 % of us are goodies.
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Postby Svetlana » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:44 pm

I know that in 2005, they presented a CY£36,000 Intensive Care Unit to the Surgery Ward of Paphos General Hospital, in 2006 they donated CY£70,000 to Cypriot charities and £20,000 for Tsunami relief. Also a sum to the Greek Fire Tragedy Fund last year, amongst other things.

The only problem, is that when you dance with them, they always lead off with their left foot!

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Postby RichardB » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:02 pm

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Postby connor » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:24 pm

Very good...Unfortunately he got the handshake wrong.
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Postby connor » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:29 pm

Agios Ionas wrote:They conspire to change the world, ie the new world order. We're halfway there already I might add. ;)

They sacrifice babies to Lucifer... and drink the babies' blood I might add.

They use their club as a base to do worldwide business... dodgy stuff I might add.

They're secretly trying to prepare the world for the arrival of the Anti-Christ in the shape of a saviour... ie a politician that will achieve world peace... a false one I might add.

I think they sacrifice virgins too... they probably do stuff to them before or afterwards I might add. :shock:

Oh, and they helped stage the phony moon landing too I might add! :lol:

I could tell more... but I'm afraid the Illuminati will find me and silence me forever in case I tell too much.



Agios Ionas...YOUR COMMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTED OLD BOY!!!!
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:59 pm

connor wrote:
Agios Ionas wrote:They conspire to change the world, ie the new world order. We're halfway there already I might add. ;)

They sacrifice babies to Lucifer... and drink the babies' blood I might add.

They use their club as a base to do worldwide business... dodgy stuff I might add.

They're secretly trying to prepare the world for the arrival of the Anti-Christ in the shape of a saviour... ie a politician that will achieve world peace... a false one I might add.

I think they sacrifice virgins too... they probably do stuff to them before or afterwards I might add. :shock:

Oh, and they helped stage the phony moon landing too I might add! :lol:

I could tell more... but I'm afraid the Illuminati will find me and silence me forever in case I tell too much.



Agios Ionas...YOUR COMMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTED OLD BOY!!!!



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Postby Feisty » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:57 pm

Svetlana wrote:I know that in 2005, they presented a CY£36,000 Intensive Care Unit to the Surgery Ward of Paphos General Hospital, in 2006 they donated CY£70,000 to Cypriot charities and £20,000 for Tsunami relief. Also a sum to the Greek Fire Tragedy Fund last year, amongst other things.

The only problem, is that when you dance with them, they always lead off with their left foot!

Lana


Well they certainly don't sound like the terrible people some make them out to be do they?
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Postby Oracle » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:57 pm

Are such Institutions exempt from EU Gender Discrimination laws then :?
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Postby RichardB » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:00 pm

Oracle wrote:Are such Institutions exempt from EU Gender Discrimination laws then :?


Oh no the ladies have thier own section based in Lefkara 'The Lace masons' :lol:
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