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Perving on the beach

Postby Nikitas » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:23 pm

The report is a howler, see the full text on today's news, but here are a few snippets which, among other things, show the perils of literal translation-

"Police hunt beach pervert

SOVEREIGN Base Area Police are on the hunt for a man witnessed carrying out indecent acts of a sexual nature in a public place.

The offender is described as being aged between 28 and 35, and between five and six feet tall with a skinny build and dark complexion.

He has a thin face, which was unshaven, while his chest is believed to not be very hairy."

Now what could he have been doing which mobilised the SBA police department is left to our imagination, otherise we have an accurated description of his height, between five and six feet tall!!!

Reminds me of that bawdy old song about the sailor who waved his big hairy whatever at the people.......
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Postby Raymanoff » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:25 pm

well i saw a guy jerking off with binoculars... but his car wasnt a black mazda.
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Postby Nikitas » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:28 pm

The binocs must not have been high magnification, otherwise he would have gotten very dizzy.
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Postby tessintrnc » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:30 pm

Raymanoff wrote:well i saw a guy jerking off with binoculars... but his car wasnt a black mazda.


Was he using the binoculars as some kind of sex appliance??? :shock: :shocked:
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Postby Nikitas » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:32 pm

He was looking at himself X times larger, must have flattered his ego no end.
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Postby Raymanoff » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:33 pm

u know exaclty what i meant...
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Postby tessintrnc » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:38 pm

Raymanoff wrote:u know exaclty what i meant...


What!!!! A nice girl like me??? :angel:
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Postby SSBubbles » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:24 pm

tessintrnc wrote:
Raymanoff wrote:u know exaclty what i meant...


What!!!! A nice girl like me??? :angel:



I was confused too :wink: :lol:
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Postby Sotos » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:35 pm

I know a guy that matches the description!!! I am calling the police!! :lol:
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