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Postby ttoli » Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:43 pm

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Magnus wrote:I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.


I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too. :roll:


Engineers will be calling you to make an appointment for the necessary moving, adjustments and re-calibration. I have a top-level technician assigned to supervise the team on his way to Cyprus. Please don't be alarmed if he performs his duties at gunpoint, he just works better under pressure. :lol:
Same team responsible for the water pipe line?, Good Luck :)
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Postby Magnus » Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:46 pm

ttoli wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Magnus wrote:I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.


I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too. :roll:


Engineers will be calling you to make an appointment for the necessary moving, adjustments and re-calibration. I have a top-level technician assigned to supervise the team on his way to Cyprus. Please don't be alarmed if he performs his duties at gunpoint, he just works better under pressure. :lol:
Same team responsible for the water pipe line?, Good Luck :)


No, my engineers are what you might call 'private contractors' or more accurately 'freelance operatives' 8)
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Postby Oracle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:53 pm

Magnus wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Magnus wrote:I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.


I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too. :roll:


Engineers will be calling you to make an appointment for the necessary moving, adjustments and re-calibration. I have a top-level technician assigned to supervise the team on his way to Cyprus. Please don't be alarmed if he performs his duties at gunpoint, he just works better under pressure. :lol:


I am sure I can make him feel at home ... 8)

BTW ..... Today I noticed a label stuck on the back which reads:

Test Name: "Old Lady"; Test Site: "TRNC"; Test Date: 6th August 2008

Is this significant? :?
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Postby Magnus » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:40 pm

Oracle wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Magnus wrote:I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.


I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too. :roll:


Engineers will be calling you to make an appointment for the necessary moving, adjustments and re-calibration. I have a top-level technician assigned to supervise the team on his way to Cyprus. Please don't be alarmed if he performs his duties at gunpoint, he just works better under pressure. :lol:


I am sure I can make him feel at home ... 8)

BTW ..... Today I noticed a label stuck on the back which reads:

Test Name: "Old Lady"; Test Site: "TRNC"; Test Date: 6th August 2008


Is this significant? :?


Nothing to worry about, everything is exactly as agreed. :D
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Postby Svetlana » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:23 pm

Has no-one been able to shed any light on what the delivery was?

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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:29 pm

Svetlana wrote:Has no-one been able to shed any light on what the delivery was?

Lana


Our dear Lana - how did you guess it was a shed? :shock:
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Postby Oracle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:07 pm

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Svetlana wrote:Has no-one been able to shed any light on what the delivery was?

Lana


Our dear Lana - how did you guess it was a shed? :shock:


This is precisely why she was drummed out of the "Intelligence Services" :shock:

You share some privileged and highly sensitive information with whom you believe is a trusted confidante, and next minute they are squealing "sheds" at the top of their keyboards! :roll:

..... just as well I didn't tell her what it really was :wink:
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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:52 pm

OK so no self-respecting Cypriot would get an ordinary shed so it must be ....an old shipping container for storage. :?
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:40 pm

Svetlana wrote:Has no-one been able to shed any light on what the delivery was?

Lana



Do we actually give a tuppence? :wink:
I clicked on this thread in error and my God, I am nearly asleep.......................................


riveting it is NOT!


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Postby Buccaneer » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:12 pm

It's a telescope!
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