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[Oracle]

I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.

I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too.

Why not just call the Ann Summers helpline

Is that who cleans up after your "hot spills"

[purdey]

Is it a industrial coffee machine ?

[ttoli]

I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.

I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too.

Why not just call the Ann Summers helpline

Is that who cleans up after your "hot spills"

No, My cleaners name is Maria, Why, looking for a job?

[Oracle]

Is it a industrial coffee machine ?

No .... I have an intravenous drip supply rigged up already.

Off to pay it a visit

.......... I am not 100% sold on its location, looking a little exposed to the elements ..... some tweaking required.

[Oracle]

I see the newbie has had a fit of hypocrisy about names ..... taking comments about Turkish coffee, personally when she claimed she was Cypriot

[Balalan]

I see the newbie has had a fit of hypocrisy about names ..... taking comments about Turkish coffee, personally when she claimed she was Cypriot

We are going to be great friends you know!

[pantheman]

I think this newbie is an imposter and a WUM.

oracle don't be drawn in, it is here only to antagonise.

Its first thread got locked, jeez, must be a record.

Its not worth the effort.

[Oracle]

I see the newbie has had a fit of hypocrisy about names ..... taking comments about Turkish coffee, personally when she claimed she was Cypriot

We are going to be great friends you know!

So long as you don't retreat at the first hurdle .... not yet raised btw ....

But you need to come clean and not hide

[Agios Ionas]

One should always give a person the benefit of a doubt, especially a 'noob'.

But after reading the posted messages so far I'm pretty certain this isn't a newbie but rather someone in 'disguise' trying to have some fun at the expense of other forum members.

Please do not feed the troll!

[Magnus]

I know what it is, she bought it from me on eBay. All I can tell you is it used to belong to the Soviet military and came from my contact in Ukraine.

I think the lead-lining must be damaged, as all the trees within a 50 metre radius have wilted, and there is some dead wildlife surrounding it ...

Also there's a strange crackling sound as you approach, and my hair rises up as if there is a lot of static in the atmosphere!

Would you send your men round to move it further up the field as my PC has started playing up now too.

Engineers will be calling you to make an appointment for the necessary moving, adjustments and re-calibration. I have a top-level technician assigned to supervise the team on his way to Cyprus. Please don't be alarmed if he performs his duties at gunpoint, he just works better under pressure.