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[Paphitis]

Consumer Warning:

Miltiades' apartment is a risk to public health as his bathroom's toilet is nothing more than a hole in the ground...

[miltiades]

Consumer Warning:

Miltiades' apartment is a risk to public health as his bathroom's toilet is nothing more than a hole in the ground...

I will be the first to admit that way back in the 50s when I lived in my village the toilet
was indeed just a hole in the ground , just as it was in Athens Syntagma square in 1975 and 1977 when I last had a s..t on Greek ground !!
I gather its all changed now and the provision of toilet paper rather than old newspaper is available !!

Back to my flats now , not only have they got a state of the art toilets but my second flat also has a bidet , and just so that Paphitis understands what a bidet is it is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus , doubt it whether Australia has any !!!

[Paphitis]

Consumer Warning:

Miltiades' apartment is a risk to public health as his bathroom's toilet is nothing more than a hole in the ground...

I will be the first to admit that way back in the 50s when I lived in my village the toilet
was indeed just a hole in the ground , just as it was in Athens Syntagma square in 1975 and 1977 when I last had a s..t on Greek ground !!
I gather its all changed now and the provision of toilet paper rather than old newspaper is available !!

Back to my flats now , not only have they got a state of the art toilets but my second flat also has a bidet , and just so that Paphitis understands what a bidet is it is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus , doubt it whether Australia has any !!!

We have them in Australia too. But we also have toilet paper, which we can flush, instead of placing in a bin, stinking the whole place out.

We can also shower 7 days a week, a luxury in Limassol due to the water restrictions...

The Consumer Warning still stands, as you may have a Bidet, but your toilet is still just a "stat of the art" hole in the ground...

[miltiades]

Consumer Warning:

Miltiades' apartment is a risk to public health as his bathroom's toilet is nothing more than a hole in the ground...

I will be the first to admit that way back in the 50s when I lived in my village the toilet
was indeed just a hole in the ground , just as it was in Athens Syntagma square in 1975 and 1977 when I last had a s..t on Greek ground !!
I gather its all changed now and the provision of toilet paper rather than old newspaper is available !!

Back to my flats now , not only have they got a state of the art toilets but my second flat also has a bidet , and just so that Paphitis understands what a bidet is it is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus , doubt it whether Australia has any !!!

We have them in Australia too. But we also have toilet paper, which we can flush, instead of placing in a bin, stinking the whole place out.

We can also shower 7 days a week, a luxury in Limassol due to the water restrictions...

The Consumer Warning still stands, as you may have a Bidet, but your toilet is still just a "stat of the art" hole in the ground...

It goes to show how little you know about Cyprus. We do not place toilet paper in a bin , the part of Limassol where my flats are situated has underground drains and has had for many years now , so no bins mate just flash it down the toilet.
As for the water shortage let me inform you that it is the drinking water that was short , as far as the water for toilets and bathrooms etc , although economies had to be made , this water water was always available as every block of flats has its own tanks holding large amounts of water.

[Paphitis]

just flash it down the toilet.

Do you provide the bucket as well?

[miltiades]

just flash it down the toilet.

Do you provide the bucket as well?

Another immature and rather childish remark by a pretentious " Cypriot"
Mate we have advanced since the days of your folks in Tsada , Cyprus can boast of all modern facilities including the Bog !!
The bidet is mostly used to wash our ...feet .

[purdey]

Rule of thumb when renting in Cyprus and the UK. Take a decent deposit on the rental agreement, if the renters do a runner or trash the premises you keep the deposit, simple.

[Tim Drayton]

Consumer Warning:

Miltiades' apartment is a risk to public health as his bathroom's toilet is nothing more than a hole in the ground...

I will be the first to admit that way back in the 50s when I lived in my village the toilet
was indeed just a hole in the ground , just as it was in Athens Syntagma square in 1975 and 1977 when I last had a s..t on Greek ground !!
I gather its all changed now and the provision of toilet paper rather than old newspaper is available !!

Back to my flats now , not only have they got a state of the art toilets but my second flat also has a bidet , and just so that Paphitis understands what a bidet is it is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus , doubt it whether Australia has any !!!

I am familiar with that kind of toilet from my time in Turkey. You get used to them surprisingly quickly. In fact, I think I would prefer to have public toilets that way. More hygienic.

[miltiades]

My other apartment in the same block has now become available to rent , although still a 3 bedroom apartment has an additional toilet a very large veranda facing the sea and in excellent order having had all the flooring changed into parquet , with new Italian leather furniture , new beds and accessories , now offered to rent for 850 Euros per month.
Large kitchen diner with new Gas cooker and new Washing machine . Plenty of storage available and has its own covered parking space.

My other flat as below is still available :

""Situated about 50 metres from the sea in Neapolis area in a small block with a lift ( 4 Floors only ) Fully furnished and air conditioned Apartment.
3 Bedrooms , fans and air con in every bedroom , Kitchen diner , water cooler and a large Living room with TV air con and two fans, Bathroom and toilet.
A large veranda with sea views facing the tree lined road leading to the London municipal gardens. Own covered parking space.
First to view will rent.
Rent EURO 700.00 per month. Long or short term .
PM Miltiades for further details.""

Had an email asking for clarification on the apartments available :
There are two apartments that are now available , both 3 bedroom and both in same block on the third floor.
Apartment A at 700.00 E per month as described on this thread , and apartment B which is also a 3 bedroom but larger than apartment and facing the sea front at 850 .00 E per month. Both are air conditioned / heated and fully furnished .
Contact me for further details.

[miltiades]

Planning my next trip early Feb , looking for a 3 bed apartment to purchase in Neapolis area Limassol.
Please PM me with details .